"You See, Their Parent Got Really Into Yoga, So Now It Has A Horizontal Stretch Of 4!"

Delicious rolls

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Inspiration!

Add this to the list of things for me to do over fall break

workplace comedy sketch where a nuclear power engineer and a paranormal investigator get their equipment mixed up and go to their respective jobs unaware of the difference

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

I am... Concerned for Bop's health

OC in Three

Thank you for the tag @paeliae-occasionally! Since you did two OC's, I will too. I'm going to mix it up and do two of my non-human characters, Bop and the Stranger.

Bop

The Stranger

Tagging @diabolical-blue, @illarian-rambling, and @unrepentantcheeseaddict

Congratulations!

Im hoping to recreate these recipes myself oneday

300 Followers!!! 🥳🥳🥳 Recipe Poll!

Thank y'all so much! Its really encouraging to know that people are interested in the world and the characters that I've made!

When I reached 100 followers, to celebrate I recreated my MCs favorite food, kipsha and then for 200 followers I made Otilia's favorite food, daropaka.

Now that I have reached 300 followers I am making this poll with a list of the favorite foods of a few of my OCs so that I can show y'all a little more about the foods and customs of the Green Sea! Let me know which y'all would be most interested in seeing, and I will make it and post about it with a recipe and a bit of a history on that particular dish!

These are the favorite foods of Ninma, Wadikir, Istek, Dati, Shela, Akard, Zenit, and Penetinos (in that order).

Thank you again everyone, and here is to hoping that one day I'll get the chance to show you all of these recipes. In future polls I'll start adding some of the dishes from characters in the other books. And if this is the first time you've seen something from me on tumblr, vote too if you want and take a look at some of the other stuff on my blog!

@illarian-rambling, @mk-writes-stuff, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @willtheweaver, @patternwelded-quill

@elsie-writes, @elizaellwrites, @the-ellia-west, @the-octic-scribe, @the-golden-comet

@finickyfelix, @theprissythumbelina, @autism-purgatory, @diabolical-blue , @tildeathiwillwrite

@katenewmanwrites, @leahnardo-da-veggie, @paeliae-occasionally, @melpomene-grey @paeliae-occasionally

@drchenquill, @marlowethelibrarian, @winterandwords, @phoenixradiant, @pluttskutt

@dyrewrites, @unrepentantcheeseaddict, @roach-pizza, @rivenantiqnerd, @pluppsauthor

@flaneurarbiter, @dezerex, @axl-ul, @surroundedbypearls

@treesandwords, @the-golden-comet

P.S. I might start using a taglist for some of my posts, if you are tagged here and don't want to be tagged for future posts or if you're not on there and want to be added to the taglist, let me know!

Not me being fancy about my mutuals' WIP

@somethingclevermahogony

This concept reads like a crack-fic tacken seriously and I love it for that!

You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

an improbable amount of badass, LGBT, demon summoning assassins (the absolute best of the best being transgender).

a scott pilgrim style plot, involving one pansexual demon summoner having to fight all 7 of his exes for the sake of his newest contract.

a nonbinary weather controlling demon, trapped on earth. also, one of the exes.

a blind smartass with a nasty mouth and nastier eye-related powers.

a city on the brink of annihilation, trapped by forces unseen and unheard and unknowable.

the most bombastic and ridiculous magic system ever constructed by man.

and maybe...just maybe...an angsty gay time loop romance (the best narrative trope) but you didn't hear that from me.

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

Talk about perfect timing!

Alignment happens - Sunset Panda, Spoon & Tamago

The Rat Plague is very pleased at the sheer amount of teamwork done to make @tothechaos suffer.

Im saving this as a note to the fellow children of Lorda-this is how you praise the plague.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

ooh, sounds fun all around!

for the last one I can just imagine someone walking into a room and saying "surprise, I'm back" and everyone just staring in shock. I am also unsure as to what a flock of crows refer to, I just hope they don't talk

This is my first post on here, so I thought I should tell you about my book! I’m on mobile at the moment, so I’ll just tell you what it includes:

Potions

Found family

Slow burn romance

Friends to lovers

Mystical creatures from mythology all around the world

A flock of crows

Harm of prejudice

Vast world building

An entire revolution

Sarcasm. Lots of sarcasm.

Cultural representation that grows as the series prolongs

Plot twist

“We all thought you were dead but here you are” tropes