They Were Going To Be Missing Mineral, But I Saw Ted Leo Do A Fantastic Solo Set Last Week So They're

it feels like a lot of "progressive" online spaces have really latched onto this ooo boykisser pastel stockings kitty femboy image of GNC men and i have to admit i have concerns about how those spaces would respond to GNC men who either can't or simply don't want to look like that

At the speed of thought

"What, come on chat, he's a nice guy! I mean sure he's a little weird, but Dracula's not gonna hurt me, we're just doing business! It's a business trip! You know--" *re-adjusts seat, starts pointing at the camera* "you guys made me check every. single. door in this castle and we didn't find anything, so what's the big deal?

"...Yes I know like half of them are locked, did you just want me to barge in like 'oh er uh sorry Count, I see you're taking a dump in here, I just had to make sure you weren't hiding the murder basement behind door # 87'

"...'fucking blind streamer he had no reflection'. Wait shit are you for real?" *laughs* "Am I getting one-guy'd or did that actually happen? If that's not real I want that guy banned for at least...15-20 minutes"

i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

i wanted to make a comic for my three year.

licks

Even anteaters have fun...

james smokes that shit incident