Skies Overhead

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

"What, come on chat, he's a nice guy! I mean sure he's a little weird, but Dracula's not gonna hurt me, we're just doing business! It's a business trip! You know--" *re-adjusts seat, starts pointing at the camera* "you guys made me check every. single. door in this castle and we didn't find anything, so what's the big deal?

"...Yes I know like half of them are locked, did you just want me to barge in like 'oh er uh sorry Count, I see you're taking a dump in here, I just had to make sure you weren't hiding the murder basement behind door # 87'

"...'fucking blind streamer he had no reflection'. Wait shit are you for real?" *laughs* "Am I getting one-guy'd or did that actually happen? If that's not real I want that guy banned for at least...15-20 minutes"

bonus lunch doodle from today. what did you say to him to make him cry amogus tears like this.

Now my day’s on cruise control.🍫🥜🐫‼️

Some great art I got from @pine-kidd

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