Pretending To Be A Discord Kitten With The Besties🥺😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺😩🥺😩😭🥺😙😙😙😌😌😌🥺🥺🥺

Cold leather couches suck :/

All the videos we’ve watched in Spanish the past 3 years are all just like music and crack had a baby with heroin

I’m sad that “smug bastard” isn’t a personality trait in sims 4 cats and dogs

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

@galax

Lawnmowers don’t deserve parking rights

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Photo Dump?

Photo Dump.

Someone I’ve been playing with on warframe: how long did it take you to get octavia?

me losing my shit: octavia? I uh, bought her :D

Somebody once to-

*uncrontrollable crying*

In honor of Valk coming to Apex Legends I will speedrun Titan Fall 2 and kill her dad

this ensures I will always have one more kill than all you incoming Valk mains (: