Our lord and savior is connected to a string
my ideal first date is if you take me to a thrift store and give me $20 to buy anything
like....not even that much....I just want to be a gremlin and hoard shiny thingss
Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner
Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.
She just pops up like: (●--●)
I really don’t know...
I messaged someone that I needed one sacrifice for my daily thing and they agreed
so I let them do their gens and run around and stun me, and after they did that the one I spoke to let me hook him.
this is where it gets funny, the Meg that was also there tried to help him and then everyone was trying to stop me so I just let them help him and let them go
like teamwork???
Calling people “My darling” or “Baby” is overrated, call me your pizza roll.