Anakin: A Cheeky Bastard

Reading the Stormlight Archive isn’t enough I need to inject it directly into my veins

My mom says my principle’s a weenie

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Plot Twist

he swallowed a bracelet, not a lego

I wanna post something but don’t know what so have my cat Apollo

Update: Apollo swallowed a lego and is getting surgery

“The best part of having a tall friend is hiding behind them when the sun’s in your eyes.”

—my short friend

Here have me being chaotic on my first run of Eden

I was playing Apex Legends today and you know in games where your other teammate judges you as the superior player and follows you? Yeah that happened and I just??? This baby Bangalore just following me (:

She did pretty good so when she died and after I respawned her I gave her my gun that I didn’t use and some light ammo(both my guns required light ammo and the area we needed to go to had people in it. I didn’t want to risk her not finding a gun and us getting attacked like that). We didn’t win but we got 2nd

True fear is hearing your cat but being unable to see him

Update!

He was stuck in my closet the whole night

IM A

SLUT

FOR DIPPIN’ DOTS