How Else Are They Supposed To Make Up For All The Years Of Brotherly Ribbing?

[On the phone after Midoriya's surgery]

All Might: Is Midoriya going to be okay?

Recovery Girl: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

You can’t forget that Hizashi is canonically smarter than Aizawa so like. Just imagine.

There’s so much I love about @corndog-patrol‘s Villain Mic AU, like how much it’s inspired by Megamind, the silliness, the fluffiness, both Mic AND Eraser being dumb in different areas and to varying degrees, Mic regularly singing, etc. 

My mind keeps coming up with new funny scenarios and scenes,

Like,

1) First of all, given what we’ve seen in the manga? Both Aizawa and Yamada are best friends- who are also the type of best friends who are constantly little shits to each other. The likes of revealing embarrassing stories about your bestie, drinking his beer without permission, etc.

And even though they presently don’t recognize each other in the AU? Still the same energy as when they were teenagers at Yuhei, where they were probably even bigger little shits. Mic’s still too much in his crush phase to consider behaving like that with Eraser. But old habits, in this case, not only die hard but get revived - especially when you’re deliberately teasing and annoying your best friend again, because you unconsciously recognize him. (So far Mic has mostly annoyed him unintentionally(?).)

2) Tying into 1) and these disaster men getting to know each other better. Mic loves and likes a lot of things about Eraseread. One thing he hates is the man’s martyr attitude. Like, he’s really crushing hard on him, but with his interest, he’ll also quickly realize that somebody needs to buy Eraser some dozen survival instincts.

It’s unbelievable. The man is so smart and pragmatical, something Mic admires, that it baffles him why the fuck he is running on what seems to be a twisted ankle after a villain. The same one he already twisted earlier this week.

Okay, now he’s kicking with that leg. Now he jumps and- Ouch. Oh. Fuck. That looks like it hurt- He’s running again???

It builds up. Mic’s crush is a hardy and intense thing, focused on everything that he admires about the underground hero so that even seeing him makes him happy. But even it can withstand only so much in the face of Hizashi’s growing concern. And disbelief. And irritation because Eraserhead keeps dismissing his injuries and doctor’s orders when it comes to his job.

Like. The man’s supposed to be smart. Sure, it’s great that he wants to help people this much but he’s just human! Even the cool Eraserhead can only do so much. But Hizashi, being who he is, ignores his irritation. Instead he focuses on how he can help him, buys medical kits, watches first help videos on the internet.

Then, one day. Mic nearly drops the kit he’s carrying. Around the corner, he has spotted Eraser, clothes in almost tatters, a large gash on his forehead, and ignoring Recovery Girl of all people trying to get him to sit down.

“Don’t worry, it’s just a scratch.”

Record scratch. Hizashi’s mind blanks. He can’t have heard right, right?

“I’ll but a band-aid on it later.” Nope, he’s heard right. That just won’t do. It’s a snap decision to open the first aid kit.

“Hey, SHITHEAD!” Eraserhead turns around because LOUD. (Also, since when does Present Mic insult him??)

Cue Erasure cancelling because of packaged, sterile gauze rolls smacking into his face. His hair flops down. The gauze rolls flop down.

“If Recovery Girl of all people tells you to sit down and let her treat you, then you do as she tells and LET HER TREAT YOU BEFORE YOU BLEED OUT!!”

Mic throws his arms up.

“Fucking hell, how can you be so dumb? I expected you of all people to know better than to recklessly charge into situations when you’re hurt!” He continues his rant for another minute before he stomps off, still steaming because he’s so mad at Eraserhead.

He leaves behind Shouta, completely baffled that Mic didn’t even try to flirt with him once, and an amused Recovery Girl.

It starts the ritual that Hizashi keeps medical supplies on him and chucks them at Shouta when they meet and he sees Shouta’s hurt.

Bunny Mights

“The moment Hizashi sees her, throwing herself at a three pointer like a human cannonball, he knew- he was going to be best friends with her if it killed him.”

WAIT STOP. This little detail about Gaara stopping the sand in the hour glass is fucking hilarious when applied to any other situation. He and the fam are playing Pictionary and the other team keeps commenting on how it JUST FEELS like gaaras team is getting more time to guess, but they cannot for the life of them figure out why. Finally it clicks and Temaris like “you absolute fucking knob, you’ve been manipulating the sand in the timer.” And Gaaras just sitting there, legs crossed, completely smooth faced. “Prove it”. All hell breaks loose in the Nara household that night.

@corndog-patrol tell me this isn’t one of Mic and Aizawa’s cats

Aww so adorable ♡

Academic book: this point has been fully discussed by (list of other authors ) so I will not go into it here

Me: ur really gonna make me do all the work huh

Everyone in naruto: hold on stop fighting a minute I think my backstory might be sadder than yours