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I'm the DM of this shit show, and NOBODY can STOP ME. 𝐼 𝑅𝑜𝓉 𝐼𝓃 𝒜 𝒢𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒪𝒻 𝑅𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓈 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹.Name: Fay/Lucifer/Fei

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1 year ago

Bruh at the end I just felt like the dude just went "What the Fuck, [owner's/caretaker's name]"

Just me? cool.

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

1 year ago

Me after my older brother figure uses me as a archery target in minecraft for the 15th time this week it's Thursday.

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1 year ago

Mini monty was fun to draw lol


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1 year ago

Not Tim getting roasted out here XD

Video skit is by thepandaredd, I just added open captions

Lemme know if there’s anything I can fix up 👍

1 year ago

I Love Them!!! Tysm! So does Sun & Moon:

I Love Them!!! Tysm! So Does Sun & Moon:

@firephoenix2020

Твоя версия Солнца и Луны такая красивая 👀💓

Мун раздражён

Сан сейчас кого-то загрызет

Азазпз

О, ещё шапка солнца слишком сложная для меня 🥲

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Your version of the Sun and Moon is so beautiful 👀💓

Moon is annoyed

Sun is about to bite someone to death

Axadadxa

Oh, the sun hat is too complicated for me 🥲

@firephoenix2020

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1 year ago

Bruh where was this when I was taking music lessons?????

To-cat-ata In B By Sympawnies

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

1 year ago

Heavy Gore/Blood warning, Security Breach/au spoilers, Purple guy/William Afton, Implied Character Death such as; Springlocks, murder, drowning, abuse, cannibalism. Ommetaphobia [Fear of eyes]

[not in order] Characters: G.R. Freddy/Michael [Afton], G.R Chica/Lisa, Roxanne/Rori, Monty/Jason, G.R. Bonnie/Luka, Sundrop/Carter, Moondrop/Arron, Fay

Anyway enjoy!


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1 year ago

Holy fucking christ- i'd let her choke me ❤❤❤❤

1 year ago

OI KNOW THIS SOUND!!! IM LATE LIKE AT THE END OF GEN Z. AND I KNOW THIS SONG !!! :D

… i admit it. I danced. src

the OG  (and if you don’t get it)

1 year ago

@bamsara Celestial Omens rescue scene in my artstyle + my oc [who's only there because i wanted to draw longer wet flowy hair lol]

this scene is from chapter 2 when the mc/y/n scared the poor policeman. lol

I'm also enjoying using more dull colors for my art, it's a lot more fun in my opinion. not being blinded by a white screen is a plus.

[art undercut]

@bamsara Celestial Omens Rescue Scene In My Artstyle + My Oc [who's Only There Because I Wanted To Draw

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1 year ago

me, and artist who can't do comic art & can't stay focused enough to write: *Grabs my fav two characters* I'm going to emotionally damage you, make you end up in some weird gay and/or poly relationship, fix you, and then traumatize you even more.

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

1 year ago
Color Palette From: @color-palettes TY!

color palette from: @color-palettes TY!


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1 year ago

Happy Mother's Day~!

[completely edited this myself, very proud that im getting better at using capcut]


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1 year ago

pretty. . .

1 year ago

Now it's the only thing keeping some people in the fandom at all. *Cough* me *Cough* Anyway! I love your Felix design for the feralnette au! Their non-binary feral ass keeps me alive

I’m not so good at keeping a lot of things straight, but if I did like. a few full akuma “episodes” would that be cool? like start to finish kind of thing

I really wanna make a whole comic where Felix first befriends Feralnette and how all that goes down. I work full time so I don’t always have the energy to be consistent, but I think it might be fun to do, especially as practice

I generally work in like short scenes because I can get those done in a sitting without work interfering with my spoons, and I like interacting with ppl, but it might be especially fun to see how Felix and Mari first kicked it off and how the classroom responds to everything 

I’ve also gotten more than a few asks about it, so showing it in full I feel would be better than responding bit by bit out of order


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1 year ago
Fanart Of @bigfatbreak's Feral Ferret That We Love & Adore.

Fanart of @bigfatbreak's Feral Ferret that we love & Adore.

[I apologize if it looks bad, i'm completely self-taught since I can't retain information given to me in a teaching environment. I tried my best tho!]


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1 year ago

[This killed my hand- I'm very proud of that whiskey cup by the way.]

Reverse roles au! So instead of Phoenix being the one with the big ass crush, its Neil! The Farmer who just moved in last spring, and met the ex Veterinarian & Demon Lord, new Bartender in Oliver Town! Neil moved into his father figure's/Dunhill's new farm with him, and has been living her for about two seasons when he finally meets the Local Bartender, whom he falls in love with at first sight. It takes about 1 year of baring Phoenix's endless wrath of flirting for him to ask her out. Naturally she messes with him a bit before accepting. About 3 seasons later their engaged [initiated by Phoenix*] and married by the end of spring. Now the Three of them [Dunhill, Neil & Phoenix] Work on the farm together, with their animals.

If I post more of this au, it's probably gonna be during the year Neil was trying to figure out his emotions towards Phoenix since he had never been in love before.

*which is game accurate for my save since I asked him out & asked him to marry me before he even got a chance

[frames undercut]

[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]
[This Killed My Hand- I'm Very Proud Of That Whiskey Cup By The Way.]

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1 year ago
Lol I Gave Nari Thigh High Heels/boots XD

Lol I gave Nari thigh high heels/boots XD

*Ignore the grammar mistakes*

Lol I Gave Nari Thigh High Heels/boots XD

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1 year ago
I Still Dont Get Why This Man Is So Popular But Whatever. He Was Fun To Draw I Guess.

I still dont get why this man is so popular but whatever. He was fun to draw I guess.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1012799366

Project i drew this for


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1 year ago
Request From My Mother To Draw Lars In This Outfit. I Turned Out Really Handsome.

Request from my mother to draw lars in this outfit. I turned out really handsome.

[ref image undercut]

Request From My Mother To Draw Lars In This Outfit. I Turned Out Really Handsome.

Should I do the other three [+ My twin oc/mc's] in dresses too?


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1 year ago

Character designs for my Stuck In The Inky 'Void' au [WIP]

Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]
Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]
Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]

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1 year ago

Incorrect quotes with my Stuck In The Inky 'Void' au

[different au BATIM/BATDR au then i've been posting about before]

Relationships:

Romantic: Susie x Allison, Joey x Henry, Bendy x Sammy x Fay [oc]

Platonic relationships: Norman & Fay [Besties], Allison & Thomas/Tom [their like siblings], Joey & Fay [Frenemies], Fay & Henry [Father-child relationship], Joey & Bendy [Enemies], Henry & Bendy [Their Chill], Norman & Susie [Tolerates each other bc of Fay], Fay & Susie [Besties, tho Susie won't admit it] Norman & Sammy [Both think the other one is crazy as hell, Still friends tho] Allison & Fay [Loveable Dumbasses]

Fay refer to Joey as Father, and Henry as Papa btw!

Love Triangle you'll definitely see jokes about in the au:

Incorrect Quotes With My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au
Incorrect Quotes With My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au

[They will all end up together tho don't worry]

!Swearing warning!

Now the Quotes!

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Fay : We should normalize not loving family members. Joey: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck Father” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

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Susie: Can we go to a haunted house? Allison: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Susie: Wh-what? Allison: Goodnight, Susie.

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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker Joey: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Allison: …I did. I broke it. Joey: No. No you didn't. Susie? Susie: Don't look at me. Look at Tom. Tom: What?! I didn't break it. Susie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Tom: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Susie: Suspicious. Tom: No, it's not! Fay: If it matters, probably not, but Bendy was the last one to use it. Bendy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Fay: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Bendy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fay! Allison: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Joey. Joey: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Fay: Joey… Susie's been awfully quiet. Susie: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing Joey, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Joey: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Joey: Joey: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Norman: What are you drinking? Susie: Vodka. Norman: Straight? Susie: No, gay. Why?

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Sammy: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Bendy: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

[Says the Demon in love with the God of Death & Destruction]

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Norman: Bendy, I have a couple of words to say to you. Allison: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.” Sammy: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

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Allison: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Susie is? Because Susie is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Fay: bites lip Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

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Allison: You’re mean! Fay: You’re meaner! Allison: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too! Fay: You’re uglier! Allison: You’re a dumbass! Fay: You’re a dumberass! Allison: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

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Allison: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Fay, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Susie: The car takes a screenshot. Allison: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Allison: What are your three best qualities? Fay: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Henry: Tom, you're my best friend. Tom: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Tom: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Norman: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Susie: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Norman: Okay yeah thanks Susie, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Susie: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Joey: IT. Henry: Annabelle. Sammy: Paranormal Activity. Fay: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Allison: I need to dye my hair. Susie: … Allison: Or get another tattoo. Susie: … Allison: Or a new piercing. Susie: Why? Allison: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Susie: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Tom: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Joey: Wasps? Henry: Terriers? Susie: Fay.

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Fay: Ow! Susie: What’s wrong? Fay: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Susie: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Allison: Between Norman, Fay, Tom, and Henry -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Sammy: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Allison: Norman? Sammy: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Tom, with Allison and Joey behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Tom: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Tom: Henry FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Bendy: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Fay: Why start now?

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Sammy: So, Henry is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Sammy: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Allison: I don't know about that…I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Bendy: Take this more seriously! Henry was clearly taken in their sleep! Tom: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Norman: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting…? Henry arrives Henry: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Allison, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

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Sammy: looks at Bendy Sammy: Baby boy. Baby. Sammy: looks at Susie Sammy: Evil.

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Joey: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Fay: Ok. Joey: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

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Bendy: How do you type so fast? Henry: Anxiety.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Joey: types in Henry Computer: Your password is too weak. Joey: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Allison: Why does Susie always do the laundry so loudly? Sammy: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Susie, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

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Fay, jumping out of Henry's closet: BOO! Henry: Fay: Henry: Fay: makes a sad face Henry: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Henry: Regular soda is too sweet! Tom: Diet soda has a weird after taste! Henry: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY! Tom: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda! Henry: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink! Tom: I'm going to physically attack you. Henry: Which is better, Norman? Norman: Oh, I usually drink water! Tom: Wha- NO! Henry: DISGUSTING!

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Henry: Norman has never seen Star Wars? Fay, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Fay! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!

Fay: . . . ok?

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Allison: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Allison: TOM IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Allison: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

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Norman, to Fay: …And I need you and Bendy to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

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Joey: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You’re horrible! You’re an irredeemable monster! Fay: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!

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Fay: Hey Allison, Joey just broke my seashell lamp. Allison: Neat. I’m gonna die alone. Fay: Okay, you win.

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Allison: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Norman: Fay is the scariest thing I could think of! Fay: Norman told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Tom: Fay, I screwed up, big time. Fay: Tom, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Joey: So what’s for dinner? Fay: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Joey: … Joey: Is it soup? Fay: I soup-pose it could be! winks Joey: Please, enough with the soup puns! Fay: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Joey: STOP! one hour later Joey: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Sammy, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Norman: Fay's in the kitchen.

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Henry: Hey, aren’t you Bendy? Bendy: You a cop? Henry: No. Bendy: Then yes, I am.

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Susie, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Henry: dangling from a rope over a pit of fire Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Fay: Yes? Henry: We’re in too deep.

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Joey: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real? Tom: Never seen one. Joey: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. Tom: What can’t I see? Joey: You can’t see gravity. That’s real. Tom: Yeah, I can drop an apple. Joey: Fuck.

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Norman and Fay texting Norman: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Fay: Isn't Tom there? Norman: Yes but I like you more.

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Fay: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Fay: I will not yield.

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Norman: So Sammy, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Susie: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Norman: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Susie: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Norman: A whole potato? Susie: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Norman: These just look like big slabs of black. Susie: Because that's what they are! Susie: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Norman: These are just chocolate chips? Susie: They sure are! Susie: And then for drinks, we have toast! Susie: lifts up a glass of blended toast Bon appetite!

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Sammy Telling Susie how Fay kissed him

Sammy: So, they kissed me. Susie: And you kissed them back? Sammy: No, I kissed their mouth.

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Fay: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do? Joey: Please don’t get arrested. Fay: No promises! <3 Tom: Why not both? Get creative! Fay: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Joey: Please don’t encourage them, Tom.

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Bendy: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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1 year ago

why the Fuck was this on my for you page? Like I mean it is really gorgeous pieces of art, but why's I suddenly get this in the middle of my Sonic[Sonadow] filled For you page?

Not To Be A Nerd But It’s So Crazy How He (Bernini) Really Did That From Cold Hard Stone……. Truly

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

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