Lost Focus And Had A Consensual Workplace Relationship

I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

i need remus lupin to pull me out of the trenches

Giving depressed failure vibes today

hes just like me

James manspreads. He would. Like all the time, any time he could.

Unless someone was sitting next to him, then he crossed his legs. But in a dad way.

Yk like this

Manspreading without man spreading

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

GIRLS! THEY LIKE ABBA!

Someone asked for marylily and tbh i see them more as friends but i still think is cute.

community x criminal minds!!!!

Reid: I’m making a film about my life. Hotch, I think you should play the role of my father.

Hotch: I don’t want to be your father.

Reid: Perfect, you already know your lines.

I personally love it when actors are not normal about the characters they play. I love it when they get attached and start saying weird shit cause they have clearly been thinking about it. Yes court jester, tell me more of your special little headcanons.