Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

Jimmy: Well well well, look who got caught under the mistletoe

Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME WITH A KNIFE?!

Yeah like that… 👆🏻

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

"I can fix this!"

J*mmy, you're not Bob the Builder.

“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t

Listen to Preston people

An Ode To People Trying To Romance Deacon, Part 2

Deacon: So like, what’s Sole’s type?

Codsworth: It’s hard to say. Recently I believe they’ve fallen for a particular person rather than a type.

Deacon: Like who?

Codsworth: Oh, you know. Someone who’s kind, charismatic, oblivious yet thoughtful. Can make them laugh and always has a quick comeback. Passionate about what they care about. And around your height.

Deacon: Damn, that sounds a lot like me.

Deacon: Too bad we’re such good friends, I don’t want to make things awkward :(

Codsworth: Did I mention oblivious?

Deacon: Yes, you did.

Codsworth: Alright, sir, just checking.

Why tho

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in