Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

Commentary by my brother

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Just some One Piece frog doodles

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

Usopp, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Franky, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Nami: What the fuck are you guys doing? Usopp: Playing systemic oppression.

Bad writer lol

Scout pouring bleach while crying: Spy: Wtf?! Why are you doing idiot?! Scout puts the bleach down and turns to Spy: I was searching for Medic cuz I broke a rib and when I enter that room there was Medic and Heavy fucking! Spy: So what did you do? Scout: I just ran away Spy: That's gotta be traumatizing Scout takes a sip of bleach: yeah....

Toonjuice: babes, I'd still date you if were a worm♡

Y/n: I'm pretty sure you'd eat me-

Toonjuice: and? You love it when I eat your-

Y/n: that's enough

Gay²

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