I want to see them dancing too…
Moony through the ages
anderperry x evermore
and i was catching my breath, staring out an open window, catching my death
and i was catching my breath, barefoot in the wildest winter, catching my death
and i couldn’t be sure, i had a feeling so peculiar
...that this pain would be for evermore...
can we all just agree that draco malfoy at the yule ball
Sirius (testing Lily’s veritaserum)
Lily (squinting): Is it working?
Sirius (shrugging): I don’t know, ask me something
Marlene: Do you have any secrets you’re keeping?
Sirius (red faced and breathing hard): N-no
Lily (laughing): He’s fighting it! It is working! Just say it Sirius, no one’s gonna hurt you
Sirius (nervously): During our third year, Marlene asked me what product I use to get my eye lashes to look so good and I told her that I rub butter on them to make them look like that
Marlene (speechless)
Sirius (crying): It was a lie! I lied because I wanted to mess with you and every time I saw you take a little cup of butter to your room, I laughed! My eyelashes aren’t naturally this nice, I use mascara and I let you rub butter on your eyelashes for months!
Lily (confused): What the fuck, how deranged do you have to be to trick someone into rubbing butter on their eyelashes?
Marlene (angrily shoving Sirius): You fucking bitch! I smelled like butter for months and it gave me acne!
Sirius (sobbing): Last year Lily called me stupid so I slipped eye of newt in her potion so it exploded in her face! I have a severe distrust of authority and I’m extremely claustrophobic to the point where Regulus locked me in a closet one time and I accidentally set it on fire to escape and then a year later I snuck into the Slytherin dorms and rubbed hot sauce inside his underwear so he’d get a burn and everyone would think he had an STD-
Lily (horrified): Sirius you can stop now, it works-
Sirius (sobbing): I used James’ razor that he uses to shave his face on my body one time because he tripped me and I didn’t tell him! Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll go the muggle section of the library and look up muggle laws and see which ones I can break. I’m currently wanted for tax evasion in France.
Lily (horrified): Okay we’re done here-
Remus (walking in): What‘s happening?
Sirius (crying): What the fuck is a tax? Then there was the time James flirted with Regulus so I convinced him to stick his finger in a power outlet and when he got shocked I pretended that I didn’t know that would happen. And do you guys remember that one time that Snape was chased around Hogsmeade by a large, black dog? That was m-
Remus (clamping his hand on Sirius’ mouth and dragging him out of the room): Nope! That’s enough for today!
Chapter 158 is just a compilation of Legosi and Louis being in love change my mind
People on twitter were bringing up In a Heartbeat again and I had to...
Based on the colors post by @laughincryintumblinmumblin
“Eclipsa, what does she have to do with this?”
And the plot thickens
Just another evening in the Gryffindor common room