the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon
I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.
ME OH MY GOD
Person: Your eyes are hella red, you been smokin’?
Slytherin: No, I been crying bitch leave me alone.
PEOPLE DONT SQUAT ON FLAT FEET???? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL
so i made another meme
You have to so so careful when you’re buying small packs of seeds and using self checkout, at say, Walmart, because the scales are supposed to alert u when you add an item that wasnt scanned, but the seeds are so small that it usually doesn’t notice if you
accidentally
add two or three packs to your bag after scanning only one!!!
psa because I know how guilty I would feel if I unintentionally stole from a mega corporation while buying vegetable seeds to feed my self/community!!!
January:
February:
march:
April:
bill:
richie:
eddie:
stanley:
ben:
mike:
beverly:
and pennywise, for emotional purposes:
so i watched miniseries it the other day and let me tell you,,,,, i straight up CACKLED in some of the sad or scary parts. like the first time the monster came on??? it was the middle of the night and i laughed so loud my mom asked me if i was watching something new. i love the hanbrough and reddie (eddie oh my god i love him) but i feel like the characterization at some points was just,,,,,, not Them. i don’t know, it was just off. don’t get me wrong, i liked it (might watch it again) but there’s something so,,,,,,,,,, off about some of it. on unrelated news, i love that they gave stan pulling on his ear as his nervous habit, as it is something i tend to do a lot and seeing my favorite character do it made me really happy for some reason. n e ways idk what i expected from the miniseries but it was not whatever i watched lmao
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