Dear Whatever God Is Out There,

Y'all know what annoys the shit outta me?

When people on TikTok post videos with knives or something and place "fake knife" in the video, when it's very clearly a knife they just grabbed from their kitchen...

Like we're not fucking stupid. Just put (TW Knives) or something don't fucking lie to us...

Anyways that's my pet peeve of the day... 😁

I had to take advantage of the occasion to make the joke.

After all, I still love The Smurfs, so here is the content of the canon characters, because I love them very much.

💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙

A bunch of goblins chilling in the forest, chomping on wild mushrooms whilst discussing our current scrimblos.

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

I'm sorry... "Carbon monologue"?

Don't y'all hate it when the carbon starts monologuing? Cuz I do. 😆

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

I need this right now...

I tried experimenting with a new art style, and I definitely need some practice but I think it's cute!

My Ocs Alys and her Grandmother, Alma.

I do have a story for these two but it'll have to wait until I'm able to figure out an art style for them. I like them in this one though.

merry ides of march

I see that and I raise you.

Well back at my house, I got a California king.

Okay maybe it's a twin bed, and some roommates! (Don't worry we're cool!)

I heard ya like magic?

I got a wand and a rabbit!

So baby, let's get freaky, get kinky! Let's make this bed get squeaky!

Red Wine Supernova- Chappell Roan

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers