Me As A Parent

Omg... I love them both so much... 😭😭😭

And he kept the name.

Just gonna put this here too.

I'm sorry... "Carbon monologue"?

Don't y'all hate it when the carbon starts monologuing? Cuz I do. 😆

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

Two gnomes high giving each other, whist wearing matching red boots???

HA GET RORSCHACH TESTED DUMBASS, WHAT DOES THIS MAKE YOU THINK OF

Stay safe everyone.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

This is immediately what I thought when I first saw Lucifer. Like c'mon... Even personality...

Like if y'all have done Lucio's route you know what a complete dork he is.

It's appalling to see how many people unfollow when this gets reblogged... I'd sooner shoot myself before I welcome those monsters on any platform.

If you consider pedophilia a kink, disability or a sexual orientation, unfollow me immediately... Can't wait to be rid of the lot of you.

Good fucking riddance.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

It's so quiet this morning I can hear myself BLINK 👁️👁️👁️

I just realized something... My childhood babysitters were lesbians that bred and raised ferrets...

Reblog and put in the tags celebs that people have compared u to