Me: Hey Yeah Sorry I Can't Go Out Tonight, I Have Previously Made Plans...

Oooo pop pop pop...

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

Omg... I love them both so much... 😭😭😭

And he kept the name.

Job I'm applying for: Ok we've received you application! Well get back to you!

Me: No you won't.

Lo and behold three months later... They still haven't gotten back to me... 😓

This is why y'all don't get applicants.

Two gnomes high giving each other, whist wearing matching red boots???

HA GET RORSCHACH TESTED DUMBASS, WHAT DOES THIS MAKE YOU THINK OF

I need this right now...

The American Woodcock aka the Timberdoodle. No I'm not lying about that name! These are my favourite bird! They are round and go mweaighp.

Prepare for utter destruction... 🐡

Happy holidays all of you! Hope you got tons of yummy snacks this year! I got some rice crackers tea and four different kinds of beef jerky! And a bunch of new crystals! I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your holiday and a wonderful new year! 🥰🎉

Mmm...

Spoup...

New bone bucket color to add to the logs: lime green

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