I Am The Celestial Gardener. Policing The Planet Of The Stink Weeds And Poisons Which Leak Out Even Through

As he deserves.

what if someone gives him a nice normal hug with zero ulterior motives

Who isn't!

you transgender?

who isnt!

HEY POSTAL FANS,

I NEED YOUR HELP!

I'm currently trying to make a Postal timeline, but I'm finding it EXTREMELY difficult to find years and ages!

All I have is that the P2 Dude is designed to look like he's in his late 30's to early 40's and that Postal 1997 takes place in 1997 (shocking...)

If you guys have anything that could help us make this timeline with ACTUAL SOURCES (PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LIST YOUR SOURCES!!) It would be a great help to me!!

Thank you!!

Happy Halloween, enjoy these fandude shenanigans. =]

Musical Dude (dressed as Phantom) showing Novel/Teen Dude (dressed as Ghostface) some horror movie musicals.

The Demon taking Little Dude (dressed as a classic sheet ghost) trick or treating.

Okay, a lot of information in a short period of time to process. First of all, Cucurucho decided to take advantage of the parents' “absence” to carry out experiments on the children. He took everyone except Richas and Pomme, because they're clearly slipperier and smarter than he thinks (qCellbit and qBaghera's rescue team on the way). The eggs had to answer questions based on the situation, who their parents are (in this case, who they have already met, so the youngest ones did not include QJaiden, QPol,QRiver,QCarre, etc…unfortunately for Hideduo Cucurucho, no seemed to approve of QPac as Ramon's father, in short, homophobic.), they needed to talk about living with their parents and other eggs, etc. In the next test, the children had to fight each other: Chayanne/Empanada= Chay Ramon/Tallullah= Talulu Pepito/Dapper= Dapper Sunny/Leo=Leo. Finally, Cucurucho went to the reporting room, where there are cabinets for each egg, he said that there can be no failures, the Federation wants perfection. He told them to look for Richas and Pomme and then pressed the red button. The final information is that the vovos are divided into groups, interestingly, only Richas is in group 4, along with an unknown live egg. Hope? A 1? Who knows. But I'm curious because when group 4 appeared, the screen started to fail, to have static…I think our little eggs have a lot more Lore than we think.But if there's a new egg, I wonder how they're going to find it. Will it be for the new residents, or will it be for some of the old ones? Could it be connected to qCellbit's search? Because two unknown eggs were shown, one alive and one dead. Which is which?

Hey so while the server is closed for now, can we go back to QSMP prison for a minute? Because I think we moved on way too fast from ghostbit, Abueloier, and the implications of their relationship.

Ok, just so I don't get this wrong, that old man was Abueloier, right? He was working as a janitor for the prison, and the ghost of his old friend that he betrayed has been haunting him for what, 60 years?

Was it confirmed that the ghost was related to qCellbit? Like an ancestor, or was that just a headcanon? Because listen, if that ghost was qCellbit's grandpa or something, then everything about Spiderbit (all the way from when we first met Abueloier just became more tragic and hilarious)

So, I'm going to take the headcanon that the ghost in the prison was q!Cellbit's grandpa for my own timeline:

Ghostbit and Abueloier are individually arrested by the Federation in their 20s (???)

They meet in prison and become friends

They plan an escape together

As time goes on, Abueloier became paranoid and less trusting of Ghostbit

Just as when they're about to escape, Abueloier betrays and kills his beloved friend and is damned to a life sentence as a prisoner

After more than half a century has gone by, Abuleoier's grandson is engaged. He's heard some stuff about the guy, but he still wants to meet the guy his son is about to marry.

Then he meets qCellbit, and finds out he has the same voice and the same face as his old friend. How haunting is that?

Then qCellbit is just set on killing him and absolutely hates him (for all the right reasons ofc)

Isn't that just the most poetic form of karma? To be forever haunted by, not only the ghost of your old friend, but you also continue to see his face and be reminded about your betrayal in the man your grandson chose to love...

God, in every universe and timeline, Spiderbit is just doomed by the narrative, aren't they?

Tazercraft 🤝 Cellbit 🤝 Badboyhalo

Not first time in prison, so many crimes under their belts, will be traumatized in the prison event

'You're as beautiful as the day i lost you'

I can't even remember anyhow the reason why I stopped the thoughts the blood has a taste that nothing surpasses and the hunting of the victims fills me with ecstasy I tried to contain myself I tried to suppress what I felt But I can't do it anymore I feel too free Every drop of blood that falls is going to be my payment For every single time that I had to close myself. Get ready little bear toc. toc.. toc...

We're so back guys