Gives Your P1 Dude A Smooch

[Context: While talking about how he lost his leg, Pac accidentally says "Felps" instead of "Cell"]

Pac: Felps— no, it was Cellbit. Guys, I got confused, it was a lot of trauma in my life, they bit my leg while I was awake and conscious. At that moment, I passed out, I don't remember if it was Cellbit or Felps, both of them were there.

[ Translation via @TZC_updates ]

Read through that Postal novel by Alisa Bogodarova and took some screenshots of some particularly interesting things; mostly about Novel!Dude and his family.

PD's (lack of) name

Youngest Postal Dude

PD's first kill

A sister

And a bitch mom

Uncle Dave is a rich fucker

Postal Dude's..."license"

Some of the voices in his head

Reference to his dad

PD doesn't give a shit

Confirmed no real name for Novel!Dude

Family...eh, drama? Issues? Lots of issues, also Novel!Dude is obsessed with God for most of this thing.

So Novel!Dave is the mom's brother and Novel!Dude had a (presumably twin) brother who died.

Game journal entries

A bit of insight on the "infection"

OBLIGATORY PISS

Novel predicted the Co-Op Dudes /j

Last thing of note; I spaced out for a bit and lost track of who Meredith apparently is. The rest of the novel is just a retelling of the end of Postal 1 with a "to be continued" slapped on and a mention of a novel of Postal 2 that never happened.

Cell: See you around, darlings. Pac: [Whispering] He called us darlings? Mike: Pac, this guy's crazy—

[via]

This is drawn so beautifully

Sunbathing

Natalan: Hey, you speak Spanish?

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. I’m married with a Mexican.

Natalan: (Misheard) You’re Mexican?

Cellbit: No, no. I’m married to one.

Natalan: Ah, okay.

Cellbit: I’m Brazilian.

-

Cellbit: I know Spanish because I married Roier, who is my husband. He’s Mexican.

Natalan: Ah Roier.

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. Do you know Roier?

Natalan: Yeah I know him. Yeah he was my husband before as well.

Cellbit: What did you say?

Natalan: I’m serious.

Cellbit: What did you say? What did you say about my husband?

Natalan: No, uh, lets see. First of all he was my husband before.

Cellbit: Before where?

Natalan: Uhhh-

Baghera: Don’t speak about his husband.

Cellbit: He’s saying he was married to Roier.

Baghera: What? What are you saying?

Cellbit: That’s. No. He’s crazy. He’s not saying that.

Baghera: What are you saying?

Cellbit: Yeah what the fuck are you saying?

Natalan: I’m saying that I was married with Roier before Cellbit.

Baghera: You’re saying bullshit.

Natalan: No! What?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Then what is his favorite color?

Baghera: You are an idiot.

Natalan: No you are an idiot-

Cellbit: Yeah you’re an idiot.

(Cellbit Kills Natalan)

-

Cellbit: Hey, don’t you ever- You will never, never again, speak that name again, yeah?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Never again. Never again.

Baghera: You don’t say the name anytime. No. It’s over.

Cellbit: You are never getting near him again.

-

Cellbit: He is gone for you. He will be happy without me and without you. And he will never come back to this place! He will never return here!

Natalan: I’m just telling the truth. I’m just telling the truth.

Cellbit: He will never come back here! He will never come back here!

Natalan: I was married with Roier before you.

Cellbit: The past doesn't matter. The past doesn't matter.

(Baghera chainsaws Natalan)

Natalan: It’s just the truth! It’s just the truth, okay- I won’t say anything, okay- You’re killing me!

(Cellbit walks away)

Can confirm. He has been forgiven.

the GAYS have FORGIVEN Dude Postal 1 for his crimes

For me, the Lore of Ghostbit and the Janitor could be a Lovers to Enemies, HOWEVER, there is the possibility of a Plot Twits, and if in the end the Janitor killed Ghostbit by accident, or something like that, and now he is haunted by him , what if the Janitor feels guilty? Could this be a drama created by a misunderstanding?

Day two of @atthebell ‘s spiderbit prompt week!

Coffee shop || Sparring

tbh this one is a little spicy and I was a bit nervous about posting it at first but then I remembered that this isn’t twitter and I can do what I want <3

And a little information taken from Cellbit's Live: He said he is looking forward to this new year of QSMP, in particular he spoke about the 3rd. Even at the end of the Live, he made us agonize with anxiety saying ``In fact, on the 3rd…´´ and closed the live. I don't know if it will be exactly on the 3rd, because the 3rd is an event day, and I don't really know WHAT TYPE of event it will be, if it will just be opening the server, or if there is something more, but the return him and qBaghera seem closer and closer. The continuation of qRoier's Lore also seems close, tape 2 seems to be on the way, I wonder if it could come out this Friday, or even on Saturday itself. I saw people theorizing on the neighboring network that tape 2, the rescue and the event would all happen on Saturday and I confess that I find it very difficult, but if all of this really happens, well...I'm sure we will explode. I confess that my biggest anxiety at the moment is the rescue, because qCellbit and qBaghera have been without their children for more or less 5 months. And to top it off, they think they are dead. Today Cellbit commented this about his character, that he doesn't exactly consider himself an absent father because he thinks he no longer has a son, so…it's just anguish.For the love of God, let this family find each other.

postal 1 dude buys a snack