PART 2

I was just sat next to the modern equivalent of Charles V Habsburg of Spain fuck my life

POV: Your girlfriend is an absolute killing machine when she feels like it and you're a golden retriever

ARCANE SEASON 2 ACT TWO HERE'S MY REACTION

SPOILERS AHEAD

ISHAAAAAAA NOOO

VIKTORRRR

VANDERRRRRR

FUCK YOU JAYCE YOU HORRIBLE SON OF A BITCH

AMBESSA YOU COCK

THAT REVEAL THO??? VI AND CAIT WORKING TOGETHER AGAIN????? AGSKRBWIF WDJSBEKDB

JINX MY BABYYYYYY WHY MUST YOU MAKE HER SUFFERRR

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER AWISBFWIFBWIDBWOTB

WHY MUST IT BE SO PAINFULLL

ITS ALWAYS THE ACT FINALES ISNT IT

WHAT WILL I BE AFTER ITS OVERRR

Can humanity vote for a morally good, non-criminal person to be in charge of a powerful institution for TWO SECONDS

New Pope being American but only giving a shout out to his beloved Peru during his first speech. Maybe he is okay

POV: you’re Nuala or smth idk

Fine I caved and bought A Good Girl's Guide To Murder because I need something to fill the time between now and september. Will probably liveblog reading it we'll see.

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Day 1: Investigation

This case ain't going anywhere

Thus Always To Tyrants by The Oh Hellos

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

WE LOVE YOU ROBIN STEVENS PLEASE DONT MURDER US EMOTIONALLY WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL WRITING

Uh oh.