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“I have stood for a thousand years and have not faltered; the day I met you, my legs shook”
—Unknown
I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
the medics that help out at marching band tournaments are band aids
This is amazing
In case anyone was wondering
Steph: I’m not going to do it. But what is stopping me from just, yknow, joining Jason’s henchman ranks?
Dick: Steph please-
Steph: It’s not Money. Money isn’t the issue. Is it morality? How far into the color wheel am I? What shade am I?
Dick: Shade? I don’t understand, but please-
Steph: What shade is ‘morally gray’?
Jason: 939597 is the hex code.
Dick: Jay for the love of, Steph isn’t going to be your henchman.
Jason: why? Cause she’s a woman? You got a problem with henchwomen? Are you being misogynistic towards the art of hench?
Dick: Hey hey it has nothing to do with-
Steph: I think I’m like two codes away from that color.
Tea- I don’t like it, but literally everyone I know likes it, so I’m pretty sure I’m just the odd one out.
Beer- I haven’t unlocked that level yet.
Coffee- Love the smell, hate the taste.
Fruit Juice- The best thing on the planet, this is not debatable. 
If ur lgbt reblog this and give me ur opinion on tea, beer, coffe and fruit juice
The four wizard genders are evil, dramatic, gay, and hubris