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I can't recall any of the innuendo and such at the moment, but I know there's a lot and any english student who didn't think Shakespeare was awesome had a terrible teacher. Or no appreciation for lowbrow humor in Shakespearean English.

As I recall, Shakespeare was the originator of the euphemism of the "beast with two backs". Courtesy of Iago from Othello, I believe. Among other things.

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

This is a perfectly reasonable reaction to pizza.

Who now has the original 2 Kingdom Hearts games? And Re:COM? In addition to 358/2 Days and Re:Coded being already owned?

I do. Yes. YES. 

I may be becoming a fanboy.

SHE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. On a more serious note, I like how Aradia's being characterized here. Not necessarily evil or a threat, but still unsettling.

the best part of the update

18.

my sister says she’s getting teased at her school for liking pokemon. shes in fifth grade. my mom is telling her that she’s too old to be playing pokemon. my sister is 10. My mom said ‘Pokemon is geared towards a younger audience.’ But I’m 15, in high...

Indeed. Even the most serious blogs (I'm not one of them) should have a Charmander chasing its tail. Not having one would make one's tumblr a travesty.

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

FANDOMS OF TUMBLR

so i'm doing a little social network-y experiment which involves knowing the most popular (meaning most members in) the fandoms of different networks! so if you could reblog this by December 25th (christmas day) and add a tick mark next to the fandom you're in! if yours is not on the list please add it with a tick mark next to it indicating you're part of the one you've added! that's all and thank you so much!

Doctor Who: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Harry Potter: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Teen Wolf: ||||||||||||||||||||||||

Game of Thrones: |||

Orange Is The New Black: |||||

Glee: ||||||||||

Supernatural: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Once Upon a Time: ||||||||||||||||

One Tree Hill: |

Orphan Black: |||||

New Girl: |||

The Vampire Diaries: ||||||||||

Grey's Anatomy: ||||

Pretty Little Liars: |||||||||||

American Horror Story: |||||||||||

The Hunger Games: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Divergent: |||||||||||||

Sherlock: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Justin Bieber: |

The Wanted: |

Les Miserables: |||||||||

Nerdfighters: ||||||||

Cirque du Freak: ||||

Next to Normal: |

RENT: ||||

Wicked: |||

Starkid: ||||||||

Dollhouse: |

The Mentalist: |||

Torchwood: ||||||||

Hannibal: ||||

Castle: |||||

Marvel: |||||||||||||||||

Disney: ||||||||||

Attack on titan: |||||||||||

Homestuck: ||||||||||||||||

Hetalia: ||||||

Free!: |||||

Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter: ||||

The Lorax: ||||

The Walking Dead:|||

Transformers: |||||

Nancy Drew: |

Okami: |||

Criminal Minds: ||

Rise of the Guardians: |||||

EDM: ||||

Captainsparklez: |||

Team Crafted: |||

Unfortunately, I'm not a US citizen, so I can't do much other than a signal boost.

It’s back.