HERESY! BLASPHEMY! 👹 With Long Regular Spaghetti You Enjoy More The Taste Of Every Sauce You Put In

Black and White vs. Vivid colours

silly ass "memes" dedicated to the best british rock band ever

Album covers matching the "floating in the void" vibe

Edit: i've found MORE 😈

+ untied hair (evil wizard fade)

@fiammee Have a Jon Lord's set and never grow bored of him, he's an amazing guy <3 I wish you a Merry Christmas!

Hello, how have ya been? How did your trip ended, did you have fun?

I guess reaching to you through asks is easier than DMs, so here I am, being generally curious about where we left off the last last time, but since I am here I'll also leave a big ask:

How did it happen that Jon Lord is so important to you? When did you hear him and saw him for the first time? What's the thing in his playing and in his character that makes him be that special guy to you?

Write the longest answer you want - or a short one if it's more in your style - I'm just a curious lil mutual <3

Heyaaaaa haiiiiiii dear!!!! Thank you for these questions *rubbing hands* Finally lets hope that I can respond this time XD

Times could get better, but summer is coming and Im pretty excited in beginning uni academy next year, lets hope🙏

About my trip end, it was a bit unexpected but funny: we leaved our rented house at 10 AM but we quickly found out that all highways were clogged up, and we managed to reach home a whole day after, at 1 AM, literally praying that my mom wouldnt fall asleep while driving 🤣

Abt Jon, lets begin *cracks knuckles*

I dont remember if I have ever said this to anyone, but usually my dad, when I was little, made me watch purple lives instead of cartoons;

So, throughout my childhood and my first teenage years I had this blurred memory about the members and how they looked like; (my thoughts were like: why the drums guy is so little? Why the guitarman is so scary? Why that mans moustache are so big and silly? Why the singer looks like Jesus and has my same hair? Just pure childlike wonder lol)

And finally, around 2020, I gave them a chance by listening my dads machine head vynil and OH BOY OH BOY I was quickly captivated by their roaring and powerful sound.

My first crush was big ian but I later revalued Jon when, out of pure curiousity, I went searching for pics on pinterest and I stumbled upon this:

My brain and hormones went apeshit🤭🤭 and this sort of awakened me, I was asking myself questions like "wtf is happening to me whattt?" in pure confusion.

The rest is now history, and here I am today :]]

Apart from the obvious phisical attraction (please mind that I was still new to this world at the time🤣) What I always found fascinating about him was the crazy talent and gentle personality among the "rock people" that Ive known previously.

I consider him to be a pretty unique rock soul: no extreme drama, nor arrogance, stupidity, rudeness or immesurable ego; he was just happy to be in the scene, and had the intelligence to make himself respected and valued... I think that he did that pretty well😌.

He used MUSIC in his everyday life as the main method of expressing himself rather than using words (as an introvert I consider him as a role model for what he gifted to others and himself) and lets be frank, isnt it cool that a BIG strong 185 cm man is easily brought to tears of emotion by listening to a classical piece or spectating a good sunset or landscape? He's an 800' romantic author trapped in a motocyclist body, an unusual combination🤣🤣

And what about his music? He combined classical, popular, blues, jazz and sick improvisation in a fresh versatile style that changed rock music and organ playing forever, and would inspire generations of musicians since this very day! And lets not forget his pure classical works, full of a wide range of emotions that have helped me in various rough times.

I hope to have answered your questions my dear :)) and it wouldnt be bad if I addressed the same questions to you about keith, with you making a post about it reblogging this one, obv if you feel like doing it 🫰🏻

😦

RITCHIE BLACKMORE'S SECRET REVEALED

I'm sure almost every Purple fan wondered about Blackmore's strange fascination with castles, knights and medievalism overall. RITCHIE WHY??? Why disgracing the legend parading around in ridiculous tights?

Now we finally know the answer!! (very likely)

I almost accidentally made a discovery that our Black Knight is a direct descendant of British royals such as William the Conqueror and Henry Beauclerc.

In fact, that means we can name Richard the Lionheart Ritchie's distant uncle🔥😏

🔥Here you got here the whole lineage of Ritchie down to Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire. Of course you can check it on many genealogical websites:🔥

(Keep in mind that there are only 7 female ancestors! (in the old days that mattered))

Richard Hugh Blackmore aka RICHARD IV THE BLACK 🖤🖤🖤

Lewis John Blackmore

Silas Blackmore

Benjamin Blackmore

George Owen Blackmore

John Blackmore

Grace Byfield

John Byfield

Charles Byfield

George Byfield

William Byfield

Richard Byfield

Margaret Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

Francis Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Margaret FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

Thomas FitzWilliam

Adela Plantagenet

Hamelin Plantagenet

Adelaide of Angers (Matilda)

Henry Beauclerc of England

William of England the Conqueror

Robert de Normandy (Herleve de Falaise was his wife/lover)

Judith of Brittany (husband - Richard of Normandy)

Conan of Brittany

Judicael Berrenger de Rennes

??? de Bayeux (woman)

Berenger de Bayeux

Pepin of Senlis & Peronne & St. Quentin

Bernard of Italy

Pepin Carloman of Italy

Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire

I was dazed and confused when I found out the truth about Ritchie, but maybe his odd interests and character come from this😂

Also don't forget that name 'Richard' means 'strong in rule' 😂

Cursed photo of Ritchie for you as a bonus💗💓💖

Our Jonesy, requested by @androgynousrockstar :D

(requests are still appreciated btw, feel free to ask me anyone!)

Thank you @youre-no-good and @shades-of-tiefes-purpur I feel like we're tagging pals at this point lol 🫶🏼

Love the cozy fluffy jacket

People already tagged, peace ✌🏻

New picrew chain!!

@lalallorona @abyssstar @err404r @fuckyeahamphibia @nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix @blackbeards-gender @sewi-li-suwi @stratfender and anyone I forgot!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles🙌

CAN I TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME

JON WITH BLUE TURTLE NECK

THANK YOU FOR THE ATTENTION :3