The Women Of America Were Once Promised That Butch Dykes Would Be Lurking In All Corners Of Society,

Donna and a character of mine :P

Old art

Conservative paternalism is gross.

78 year-old adulterous rape culture icon and child molester rambling about fertilization is like music to the ears of MAGA.

Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

What fanfic writers say vs what they mean. Btw.

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

Y/N, without any idea who their kidnappers are, is trying to run away from the castle

The daughters are grabbing them by the clothes

Y/N, fighting back: Let me go, you fu..

Y/N, hit with the thought “oh no they are hot” : …

Bela: Where do you think you are going, little one?

Y/N, just learned several gay things about themselves: I give up.

Bela, confused: What?

Alcina, approaching them with a smirk on her face: Well, well, who do we have here?

Y/N, blushing: I SURRENDER!

bottom Alcina ftw

Daddy’s Princess

Summary: Bottom Alcina! Not canon, takes place in a world where Miranda is neither good nor evil. Reader is Alcina’s wife and newest successful cadou experiment. 

Pairings: Alcina Dimitrescu x nb Reader

Warnings: (18+ ONLY) SMUT!!!!!!!!!! Daddy kink, strap use, dirty talk, rough s3x, slapping kink, degrading kink. Bondage.

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