I'm Chinese, So I Wonder If Non-Chinese Understand

yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

Gnome plant

THIS!

I mean....look at his hands

Accurate. (x)

Bonus:

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

if you can’t eat hairy pussy ur a coward & that’s on u

Conversation Prompt

“I… I broke into your house because I love you.”

“Yeah, I don’t really care why. I was lying on that floor bleeding out for eight hours and positive that I was going to die before you decided to do a bit of B&E, so I don’t care what lie you come up with. I’m just glad you found me in time.”

“Yeah - me too, because I wasn’t kidding about that loving you thing.”

poor little meow meow inspired by @yourlocaldisneyvillain

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself