ranwan with reference "Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan" by Repin
i love this scene so much
naruto during the five kage summit arc
totally valid
look, all i'm saying is that if your parents fostered this kid for a while and you became best friends, and then the kid got into drugs or something and joined a gang and killed your brother-in-law, and the police got involved and your newly widowed sister, who had a one-month-old baby, ran into the middle of the gunfight to protect your almost-brother and got killed and then he blew himself up with a grenade, and then over a decade later he suddenly showed up at your house reincarnated into the body of a teenager with his boyfriend who is in his 30s and also hates you and got mad at you for not kicking your orphaned teenage nephew's emotional support dog out of the house as soon as you realized your almost-brother was there without an invitation, and you went to the private family cemetery and he and his boyfriend had jumped the fence and were doing something that looked an awful lot like getting ready to have sex on top of your parents' grave, and you held yourself back from doing anything but saying "you piece of shit, stop fucking on top of mom and dad's grave and get out of here" and the boyfriend went "oh good i've been looking for an excuse to punch you" and punched you in the face, you would hit him back too
new genre of favourite character: normally apathetic teenager who gets absolutely unhinged when in the presence of dangerous substances
FR EVERYONE WATCH/ READ IT RN
Why is Moriarty the Patriot so underrated
Like- the anime has so much to offer plus, we, the fandom, is amazing.
We literally have the prettiest criminal mastermind,
The most goofy, broke ass, can't-do-math, opium scented detective who's quick witted smart, and attractive,
The third wheeling younger brother who we need to protect with our lives on the line,
The best elder brother who is also very concerningly attractive,
Less-expressive and quiet version of Megumi but we love him and must protect along with Louis,
Literally grown up mafia Kuroo,
TRANS KING 👑👑👑🛐🛐🛐,
Someone you'd look at and go: "A shame he already has a wife.",
Not-a-really-good-brother-figure-but-relatable-in-real-life,
And blonde Gojo who gives off Ranpo vibes but likes to invent.
We have the sexiest, prettiest, and cutest characters WHY IS NO ONE BATTING AN EYE????
Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.
Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭
And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')
And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."
Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.
So, to recap, Hayato Suo:
Does basically everything with a permanent smile on his face (it's NOT always reassuring).
Wears an eyepatch and we absolutely do not know if there is a working eye beneath it.
He claims there is a Chinese spirit under the aforementioned eyepatch. In the character book he states this seal was "about to be broken", whatever that means.
He introduces himself as Leonardo Fucking Dicaprio for some reason.
He is touchy.
He calls other guys "Cutie" (derogatory) (is it only derogatory?).
He teases people (Sakura) as if it's second nature.
He can (and might) actually kill you.
His Hobby is freaking Human Observation which leads to his best subject being Chem and his freaking best skill being World Manipulation.
His favorite music is Folk Music.
His dream is the Emancipation of Slaves (which. Holy Moly Ravioli. The others listed a gf or a trip and there he goes).
Has a Master and Brothers (Relatives? Other disciples of this Master?) we know absolutely nothing about.
He NEVER eats. The single panel in the manga where he is shown eating has been "corrected" in the anime adaptation with him handing the food to Nirei. And he claims to be on a (unspecified) diet.
He has yet to go all-out.
Berates others on what it takes to be an adult (he is at most 16).
He claims to be a "chill guy" (spoilers, he is not)
What is wrong with him.
oh team natsu how i love u
the original crows trio is amazing because jesper is so excitable and bubbly and inej has more heart than all of ketterdam put together and yet both of them have chosen as their favourite person a mean little guy with the temperament of a wet cat
they have my whole soul i love these dumbasses sm
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