Oh Shit We Got December Tomorrow…

there’s a field mouse in my backyard and we can’t get rid of him. He’s been getting into things, and I’m terrified of rodents

help.

⋆𐙚𝓝𝓮𝓻𝓭𝔂 𝓔𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

Eren sat nervously in his gaming chair in front of you. You two had been together for quite a while now and he honestly still wondered how someone like you even ended up with someone like him.

He has his hands tucked between his thighs nervously, only bringing one up to push the glasses back up the bridge of his nose as they slipped down just a bit before he nervously put them right back where they were.

His eyes focus on the sight of you sitting on the edge of his bed, legs spread wide giving him a view of your pussy, something he'd only ever seen on his phone screen.

"Are.. you sure.. I don't know what I'm doing.." He says timidly, swallowing the spit that seemed to build up in his mouth due to the sight in front of him. He was already painfully hard, his dick pressing against the cartoon-printed pajama pants he had on.

"It's okay Ren, we talked about this before and I can tell you want it.. you've been hard as fuck since I took my pants off. I'm your girlfriend I'm not gonna laugh at you. Promise."

His bright eyes look up at yours through the glasses, looking for sincerity and comfort in your gaze. Before he nods, pulling his hands from between his thighs and hesitantly moving closer.

Despite his bashful attitude with doing things like this in person, he loves doing nasty things with you over video chat and text message, sending pictures and videos, telling you how much he loves to ones you send him and how often he watches them.

"So I just.." His voice trails off as his fingers brush over your inner thigh, his touch as light as a feather.

You give him time to figure it out on his own, knowing he's just working up the courage to actually touch you there.

Your hand reaches out to his hair, twirling strands around your finger before you lightly scratch at his scalp, soothing him. He leans into your touch, sweet eyes looking up into your once more to make sure you're doing okay as he finally brings his hands to your cunt, letting letting them spread you open just a bit to give him a good look.

His mouth starts to water at the sight of your soaked folds spread by his fingers, hole clenching slightly from the cool breeze blowing around his room.

"Pretty.." he mutters under his breath, not even intending for you to hear it necessarily, just voicing his thoughts allowed before he takes his index finger, pushing it inside the hot, gummy walls slowly.

When he sinks it in completely, he lets out a small sigh and enjoys the warm, wet feeling surrounding the digit. When he pulls it back out he hears the sticky, smacking noise of his drenched finger slipping out of you, making him moan as his heartbeat picks up, a blush runs across his cheeks and he lies his head on your thigh.

" 'm sorry.." he says softly, embarrassed by his reaction while he's still pumping his finger in and out slowly, twisting and twirling it between your walls just to pull more of those filthy noises from between your legs.

"Mmm.. it's okay Rennie.. I want you to enjoy yourself, baby.."

He can't seem to break his gaze away from your cunt, slipping his middle finger inside with the first one. He pumps them real slow, his breathing slightly uneven and heavy as he chews on his bottom lip, mesmerized by the sight in front of him and encouraged by the soft, sighing moans coming from your lips and your fingers still lightly massaging his scalp.

He drags his fingers out a bit, seeing them shine in the dimly lit room, cream built up around his knuckles, and he pushes them back in. When he pulls them out all the way, he brings them to his face, smelling your juice on his fingers, much to your embarrassesment, and immediately sinks them into his mouth with a satisfied hum.

He licks and sucks at his fingers like he was starving, finally getting a taste of something he's been craving for the longest. when he pulls them from his lips with a soft smack he instantly drags his tounge over your messy cunt, collecting all of the arousal he'd pulled from you with his fingers making you gasp softly, not expecting him to take it this far.

"Mm.. 'm sorry.. should've asked.." he mumbles against your pussy, sincerely sorey that he'd caught you off guard, but then he's back to eating you out, circling his tongue around the rim of your hole before dragging the tip of it back up to your clit, flicking the bud repeatedly before he sucked on it gently.

"It's okay baby.." you moan, brushing his hair back from his face and holding it out the way, much to his satisfaction.

With how many times he'd thought about doing this to you, he'd hoped he was doing everything right and with the way you sounded, he believed he was. The more his tongue circled around and his pretty, soft lips sucked and kissed your pussy, the closer you got to coming in his mouth.

"Rennie.. wait.." you moan, your fingers pull at his hair unintentionally harsh trying to detach his mouth from your cunt, the slightly painful sensation only making him whimper and devour your cunt even more hungrily.

His hands grip your thighs tight and he moans loudly against your pussy as you cum all over his lips, juices landing on his lips and tongue, dripping down his chin as he slurps you clean.

When he finally pulls his mouth away he looks down, wiping his mouth.

"I'm sorry.. I couldn't help it.." he apologizes softly and that's when you notice the giant stain from his cum in his pants.

"Aww baby, it's okay.. I'll clean you up.. give you head for the first time too, okay?"

A/N: Just a little silly thought that popped into my mind as I was writing my essay that's due at midnight. 😬

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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

It’s Miche Zacharius.

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

I ended up picking Levi today! He was a tough one, and might look a bit out of place vs the other ones because I had to do a different proportion to fit his chair in too. Anyway, I hope you like how he turned out!

He's waiting for Gabi and Falco, who are LATE. UGH.

Ps. Levi in a cute hat😭

Erwin with a beard means so much to me.

Every time I hear Eruri is called “old gay couple”, I can’t help but think about Vicious AU, where Levi and Ervin have lived together like forever (they are not as old as main characters in series though) and their young neighbour is Eren and their best female friend is Hanji. I’m pretty sure these roles feet Eruri perfectly, because of fancy clothes, attitude and shit. 

Okay- going off of what Anon said. that would be absolutely soul crushing, and I need to see it in fic form. imagine Grisha reminding Zeke that hes a failure, and Zeke realizing that a new baby would mean a constant reminder that he wasn’t good enough for his father.

this might be messy but bare with me here 🙂‍↕️

zeke, you bring nothing but shame and disappointment. everytime i watched you out there. . .i couldn't see how—what i had done wrong to steer you into such direction. i can't say these thoughts to your face, as you would be shattered. rightfully so.

zeke, you will save everyone. you have to.

"he's trying his best, isn't he?!" dina's screams ring all too familiar. she was never one to shout, always so calm and quiet. yet, here she is, my wife. the woman i greeted with open arms into my home, my family, the cause.

what am i doing wrong? as a father, as a husband.

as a son, a brother.

faye, are you watching? all of this. . .is for you, for eldia. for our people. i'm molding my son. . .for us.

my nerves calm, my face no longer twisted and contorted in a nasty expression of anger and fear; not for myself but for the future. i wonder if this is the right thing.

"a new baby,"

". . .what?"

"we'll have a new baby, to replace zeke; if he can't pull his weight." his weight, i question myself for a moment but realize that this has to be done. my sister died at the hands of marleyan's, her memory washed away like she was nothing.

yet i stand here, still alive and breathing. my own father. . .looks at me with contempt. he's disappointed, i know. when i close my eyes i can hear zeke's weeping, it's so silent. he hiccups and sobs, i can't bring myself to go into his room after my argument with dina.

morning rolls around and i find myself staring at my plate, my gaze traveling up until my eyes meet zeke's. they're still filled with childish innocence and hopefulness. he picks at his food, fork scraping against the glass.

"dad—"

"your mother and i are having a new baby, or. . .we're planning to." i mumble, i find myself becoming slightly annoyed.

"oh," zeke stares at his plate, his reflection looking back at him despite the food in front of him. "why?" kids are always so curious, there's always a "why".

zeke, you bring nothing but shame and disappointment. everytime i watched you out there. . .i couldn't see how—what i had done wrong to steer you into such direction. my words ring again in my head.

so when you ask; "why?"

i'll say that it was because of you.

Levi giving me the “dark side of the moon” (by sixpennydame) vibes 🪐✨ Not really sure if it’s the neon colors or the club environment 🌌🔮💙🧬🛸

AI art.