Fern-bug-20 - Fern

I literally love this man and I wished isayama developed him more.

He’s seriously such an interesting character.

oooo! Can you write a Magath x Wife! Reader Drabble for us 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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you guys aren't helping my obsession with this man 🥲 /j

as the door creeks open you smile, dusting the flour and sugar off your apron. a smile is the first thing to welcome your husband back home after almost five years of war.

"welcome back, my love." you cheer, kissing theo's stubbled cheek. his hair is overgrown, strands of grey hair peaking out from his usual buzzcut. ". . .glad to be back." the marleyan sighs.

he drops two bags, the door closing from behind, his body lolling over the firm couch almost immediately. his exhaustion is apparent; having to deal with titan shifting eldians and unruly candidates is not for the weak, it seems.

"i have something on the stove,"

you place a hand on his cheek, watching him lazily peer open his eyes—dark irises staring back at you, looking enamoured and smitten.

"should i fix you a bowl of soup?" you ask. "or maybe some bread and meat?"

theo yawns, "i could eat you." he jokes, a laugh almost escaping the normally stoic man. "i've missed you, more than anything. . ."

you can't help but laugh his attempt to flirt. "later, right now i want you to be well fed and taken care of." you rub his shoulder, taking a seat on his open lap, leaning in for a soft kiss that feels like it lasts forever. not that you mind in the slightest.

your husband hums, stroking his rough chin. "oh, i don't mind at all." he rubs his thumb over your knuckles, your raw and reddened hands don't go unnoticed by him; most likely a result of you scrubbing pans and washing dishes upon his arrival.

"then let me love on you tonight." you offer. "it's the least i could do."

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

so a lot of y’all ain’t got a clue in hell what a stock show is.

So those of you who have no clue what a stock show is-

it’s where kids ages 5-21 get animals through two programs ( 4H or FFA) and we get them at varying times in the year to raise them to market weight for show.

We train our animals for something called showmanship, which is basically the art of looking good. Goats use halters, Cattle use halters and these long ass canes to scratch their bellies, Pigs use special whip, and sheep people just use halters and occasionally their hands??

( I’m not a sheep person, I ain’t got a fucking clue)

but our main thing that we’re graded on there is our performance: keeping eye contact with the judge, keeping our animal moving, and showing off all angles of our livestock to the judge.

then we have the market/breeding class

in that, we are not judged, but our animals are. they are ranked on their more desirable traits and are placed from 1st, to about 10th, everyone else from that class is dismissed. From that, the top three are weighed and the top two are brought back for the grand drive of that breed. the grand drive picks the ultimate winner of the breed or the entire part of that show.

if you win either of these categories, you win a butt load of money from sponsors, you win belt buckles, a banner, and get a back drop picture with your livestock and your family!

I hope that clears everything up!!! Don’t be scared to comment questions!!

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

Everyone give it up for women with broad shoulders

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

New sketches of the babies, haven’t drawn them in 2-3 years.. :’)

and maybe when grisha held zeke at the end of the world it was like holding his baby again. it was like he was 19 again. and maybe in that moment he could somewhat understand eren. he remembered what it was like to believe you know how to fix the world. he remembered being foolish. he remembered being 19.

100 questions

Is a kiss considered cheating?

Have you ever faked orgasm?

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?

Tell us some funny drunk story.

Why are you no longer together with your ex?

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?

What are your current goals?

Do you like someone?

Who was the last person to disappoint you?

Do you like your body?

Can you keep a diet?

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?

Do you work?

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?

Would you get a tattoo?

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

Can you drive?

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

What was the last thing you cried for?

Do you keep a journal?

Is life fun?

Is farting in front of people irrelevant?

What’s your dream car?

Are grades in school important?

Describe your crush.

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?

What was your last lie?

Dumbest lie you ever told?

Is crying in front of people embarrassing?

Something you did and you are proud of?

What’s your favourite cocktail?

Something you are good at?

Do you like small kids?

How are you feeling right now?

What would you name your daughter/son?

What do you need to be happy?

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?

What was the last gift you received?

What was the last gift you gave?

What was the last concert you went to?

Favourite place to shop at?

Who inspires you?

How old were you when you first got drunk?

How old were you when you first got high?

How old were you when you first had sex?

When was your first kiss?

Something you want to do until the end of this year?

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

Post a selfie.

Who are you most comfortable around?

Name one thing that terrifies you.

What kind of books do you read?

What would you tell your 12 year old self?

What is your favourite flower?

Any bad habits you have?

What kind of people are you attracted to?

What was the last thing you cried for?

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

Are you in love?

Something you find romantic?

How long was your longest relationship?

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

What are you saving money for?

How would you describe your bad side?

Are you actually a good person? Why?

What are you living for?

Have you ever done anything illegal?

Do you like your body?

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?

Ever sent nudes?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

Favourite candy?

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!

Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

Favourite TV series?

Are you religious? Does God exist?

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Do you like Chineese food?

McDonalds or Subway?

Vodka or whiskey?

Alcohol or drugs?

Ever been out of your province/state/country?

Meaning behind your blog name?

What are you scared of?

Last time you were insulted?

Most traumatic experience ?

Perfect date idea?

Favourite app on your phone?

What colour are the walls in your room?

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

Share your favourite quote.

What is the meaning of life?

Do you like horror movies?

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

Can you keep a secret?

I think this speaks for its self

@wintrrxxo

Tag game time baby

Ok here are the rules:

1: Go to Character Headcanon Generator

2: Type the name of your current #1 kin character/comfort character

3: Press the "Create Headcanon" button

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5: Tag some moots

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it took forever and a day for me to finally work up the motivation to get this chapter wrote out and posted.

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7 @soullesscupofcoffee @levihandynasty

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse/Niccolo Characters: Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Zeke Yeager, Grisha Yeager, Carla Yeager, Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Reiner Braun, Reiner Braun’s Mother, Bertolt Hoover, Annie Leonhart, Pieck Finger, Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun, Colt Grice, Falco Grice, Zofia (Shingeki no Kyojin), Udo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Erwin Smith, Nile Dok, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman, Moblit Berner, Keith Shadis, Theo Magath Additional Tags: Livestock show, Livestock, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, all the veterans are Agriculture teachers or 4H advisors, I modeled all of them after my own Agri teachers, Mr Kelley and Mrs Taylor if you see this I’m sorry, Based on True Events, show pig, show cow, show lamb, show goat, I don’t count small livestock, you chicken and rabbit people can go kick rocks, showmanship, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Anime Spoilers, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan References, Minor Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Implied Relationships, Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager Are Best Friends, Minor Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Badass Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein Being An Asshole, Dead Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse Being Sasha Blouse, Sasha Blouse & Jean Kirstein & Connie Springer Friendship, Minor Sasha Blouse/Niccolo, Connie Springer Being an Idiot, Minor Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Reiner Braun Needs a Hug, Depressed Reiner Braun, Gabi Braun & Reiner Braun Are Siblings, Annie Leonhart is Bad at Feelings, Mentioned Hitch Dreyse, Mentioned Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun is a Little Shit, Falco Grice is in Love with Gabi Braun, Drunk Colt Grice Summary:

Through late nights at the barn, moments of self-doubt, and the thrill of the ring. With each ribbon earned and each lesson learned, you realize that the real victory isn’t in the buckles or banners, but in the relationships that have been forged along the way. This is the life of the 104th graduating class of showmen of the towns of Maria and Marley. The two schools constantly fight for first place, no matter where they go to show. And this year, it’s a little different.