Much Needed Levity For Erasermic Between The Battles I Cant Imagine That Aizawa Could Survive A Lifetime

random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

What would Porco and Pieck’s kid be named? What would they look like grown up?

HELLO ANON! thank you so much for that lovely question! i actually do have two character concepts for a pkpk baby (and both are girls) the one i currently put most of my braincells into is a girl named rose (maybe short for primrose, i haven't settled on this yet) and i use her in my pkpk milf/dilf au! [1] [2] [3] she actually has marcel's hair and, as i like to put it, her mom's brain, but her dad's temper! i do have a second daughter in the back of my mind as well that i didn't have the fortune to properly draw yet (besides as a baby sometimes [1] [2]) which is a girl named olivia, who, funnily enough, usually is my go-to when i think of a pkpk kid a while ago i made a tiny concept sketch of how i imagine her to look like as a teenager but besides that, there isn't much

she has pieck's black hair and nose but her eyes are more like porco's but droopy lol olivia is a tiny bit calmer than rose but tbh, personally i think that all galliard kids have an above-average level of energy lol (same with intelligence.... those kids are absolute menaces)

i initially also wanted to use her for the milf/dilf au but i thought it would be more interesting with rose because of her hair color. porco doesn't know that she is his kid in this AU and her having neither his nor pieck's hair color definitely wasn't helpful in setting things right.

i actually use both designs if i want to give marcel and pieck a kid, although usually rose is my go-to for them!

unfortunately, usually i focus more on the pregnancy or first months of the babies, so i am aware that all my concepts all need waaaay more details

The snipe simps have been fed.

Day Twenty-Four: Kinktober - MHA Edition

Read on AO3.

Tags/Warnings: Sleepy/Morning Sex, Female Reader, P in V, Thigh Fucking, Nipple Play, Temperature Play if You Squint, Really It's Just Cold, Groping, Fondling, Cuddles, Snipe, Snipe is Just a Clingy Cuddler, Reader is Too, But You're Also Freezing Your Tits Off, Snipe Knows How to Warm You Up

Word Count: 675 words

Summary: Snipe indulges you in some sleepy, morning sex.

Day Twenty-Four: Sleepy/Morning Sex -> Snipe

Cold winter air flutters through the windows and pries your eyes open; you’ve always liked sleeping in a cold room, and luckily for you, Snipe is enough of a hotbox to withstand your preferred temperature and allow the cracked window during the night. On misty winter mornings like this, however, the frigid feeling of numbness in your fingertips wakes you up as a reminder to close it.

Snipe doesn’t make it easy to move out of bed though. One attempt to roll over is met with his muscular arms pulling you right back against his chest. It draws a soft giggle from you, and a smile decorates your cheeks at the idea that even sleeping he doesn’t want to be away from you.

But another shiver runs down your spine – you need to close the window.

“Snipe, my love, I need to close the window.” You purr, scavenging for his fingers before prying them apart.

Well, you try, at least.

Since moving his arms isn’t working, you start squirming to see if maybe you’ll have better luck shuffling through the hold of his arms. Your hips wiggle  and struggle before his legs hook around yours.

“Don’t go, darlin’.” He murmurs.

“Snipe, I have to close the window.” You repeat, snickering at his insistence. “I’m freezing.”

“Mmm, I can warm you up real good if you’ll stay here.” He promises, sneaking his warm fingers into your panties and cupping your mound after pulling them down. “That sound good to you? Won’t you stay?”

A soft whimper flutters past your lips as you take one more look at the window; Snipe’s fingers probe at your labia and then rub through your folds. Heat combats the chilly air and you shiver for an entirely different reason.

“Fine. I’ll stay. Please keep me warm.” You plead.

Snipe’s arms wrap around you from the side, his hand grasping the soft mounds of flesh at your chest. The other hand wrestles himself out of his underwear before it joins its brother, equally doted upon. His teeth draw a cry from you when they tug at the flesh of your neck, and your breath catches when his cock slides between your legs.

Icy wind blows through the window, fighting against Snipe’s efforts. But your cowboy doubles down, turning you over onto your stomach so the heat of his body blankets you. He sinks into your waiting heat with agonizing slowness, still only half-awake and offering you lazy thrusts as you adjust to his size.

Your nails tattoo your pillow and sweet ecstasy kisses your skin with every perfect stroke against your insides. Blue dreads tickle your neck as his lips assault your back, leaving love marks as a map for later. His fingers move again, circling your clit as he pushes you closer to orgasm.

“Oh, shiiit…” You moan, eyes rolling into the back of your head as you undulate back against him. “Please…”

“Cum for me, honey. Hell, you’re prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright.” 

As you tumble over the precipice, laughter bubbles from your chest.

You’re still laughing as your mind fog clears and you become acutely aware of Snipe’s warm seed dripping between your legs.

“What?” Snipe pants, flopping his sweaty body on top of yours. “What did I say?”

“Prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright, huh?”

“Aw, I thought it was cute!”

“It is, but…” You snort. “I wasn’t expecting it.”

“It coulda been worse. I coulda said you feel colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra in Nebraska.” He teases.

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line.” You sass back.

“Mm, if you give me another minute, I’ll let you guide me wherever you want, sweetheart.” His lips find yours again, fingers combing through your hair.

“How about I guide you over to that open window to close it? I’m still freezing my ass off!” You laugh.

The next time he takes you, the window stays closed.

Day 25 (Tune in tomorrow!)

Tag List: @loll82829, @enigma-and-oasis, @serpentcodedd

Interested in JJK, too? Check out Day 24 with Fushiguro.

i’m going to go lie flat on some train tracks

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse/Niccolo Characters: Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Zeke Yeager, Grisha Yeager, Carla Yeager, Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Reiner Braun, Reiner Braun’s Mother, Bertolt Hoover, Annie Leonhart, Pieck Finger, Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun, Colt Grice, Falco Grice, Zofia (Shingeki no Kyojin), Udo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Erwin Smith, Nile Dok, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman, Moblit Berner, Keith Shadis, Theo Magath Additional Tags: Livestock show, Livestock, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, all the veterans are Agriculture teachers or 4H advisors, I modeled all of them after my own Agri teachers, Mr Kelley and Mrs Taylor if you see this I’m sorry, Based on True Events, show pig, show cow, show lamb, show goat, I don’t count small livestock, you chicken and rabbit people can go kick rocks, showmanship, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Anime Spoilers, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan References, Minor Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Implied Relationships, Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager Are Best Friends, Minor Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Badass Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein Being An Asshole, Dead Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse Being Sasha Blouse, Sasha Blouse & Jean Kirstein & Connie Springer Friendship, Minor Sasha Blouse/Niccolo, Connie Springer Being an Idiot, Minor Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Reiner Braun Needs a Hug, Depressed Reiner Braun, Gabi Braun & Reiner Braun Are Siblings, Annie Leonhart is Bad at Feelings, Mentioned Hitch Dreyse, Mentioned Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun is a Little Shit, Falco Grice is in Love with Gabi Braun, Drunk Colt Grice Summary:

Through late nights at the barn, moments of self-doubt, and the thrill of the ring. With each ribbon earned and each lesson learned, you realize that the real victory isn’t in the buckles or banners, but in the relationships that have been forged along the way. This is the life of the 104th graduating class of showmen of the towns of Maria and Marley. The two schools constantly fight for first place, no matter where they go to show. And this year, it’s a little different.

so a lot of y’all ain’t got a clue in hell what a stock show is.

So those of you who have no clue what a stock show is-

it’s where kids ages 5-21 get animals through two programs ( 4H or FFA) and we get them at varying times in the year to raise them to market weight for show.

We train our animals for something called showmanship, which is basically the art of looking good. Goats use halters, Cattle use halters and these long ass canes to scratch their bellies, Pigs use special whip, and sheep people just use halters and occasionally their hands??

( I’m not a sheep person, I ain’t got a fucking clue)

but our main thing that we’re graded on there is our performance: keeping eye contact with the judge, keeping our animal moving, and showing off all angles of our livestock to the judge.

then we have the market/breeding class

in that, we are not judged, but our animals are. they are ranked on their more desirable traits and are placed from 1st, to about 10th, everyone else from that class is dismissed. From that, the top three are weighed and the top two are brought back for the grand drive of that breed. the grand drive picks the ultimate winner of the breed or the entire part of that show.

if you win either of these categories, you win a butt load of money from sponsors, you win belt buckles, a banner, and get a back drop picture with your livestock and your family!

I hope that clears everything up!!! Don’t be scared to comment questions!!

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

hand practice (and some headcanons)

Levi giving me the “dark side of the moon” (by sixpennydame) vibes 🪐✨ Not really sure if it’s the neon colors or the club environment 🌌🔮💙🧬🛸

AI art.

Happy Thursday and Happy Turkey Day!🦃

To those that celebrate it, of course. Fuck the colonizers but let's use this as a day of gathering and gratefulness.

I hope everyone eats lots of good food today and if you don't have family or anyone to be around today just imagine you and I are watching your favorite movies and eating lots of snacks and having a great time. :)

Please be kind to yourselves today. Be patient with yourselves and don't give so much grace to others that you don't save some for yourself.

It's okay to be sad sometimes just as much as it's okay to be happy. It's okay to be human. 🤍

Eat something today, please, meditate, or do something that makes you calm and happy. Drink lots of water!

You're all very special. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Also, comparison is the thief of joy. Don't compare yourself and your life to others. Everyone's path is different and you don't have to have what everyone else has and be what everyone else is.

Be hopeful and know that one day, all of your dreams will come true as long as you keep going. What's meant for you will always find it's way to you.

Everything we want isn't always what we need, and everything we need isn't always what we want. 🤍

I love you all very much!

10 - minute guided meditation for gratefulness

10 - minute flute meditation for third eye & crown chakras (for people who don't like the talking)