Happy 21st Of September!

Erwin with a beard means so much to me.

Every time I hear Eruri is called “old gay couple”, I can’t help but think about Vicious AU, where Levi and Ervin have lived together like forever (they are not as old as main characters in series though) and their young neighbour is Eren and their best female friend is Hanji. I’m pretty sure these roles feet Eruri perfectly, because of fancy clothes, attitude and shit. 

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

Commenting positively on fic like

Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!

Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead

Author who’s your friend: I hate you

am I the only one who would want to see something like this in fic form?

I was wondering if I could request some Zeke X Marleyan! Reader Headcannons with a Secret Baby trope? I thought it would be interesting and thought I should request it!

I can do that, it’s a nice idea!!

- Zeke would be shocked, obviously. You're a Marleyan, and you’re pregnant - with his baby.

- It goes against his plan but it’s also illegal, he'd definitely panic for a while. But nonetheless he'd ask you if you wanted to keep it.

- When you say yes, he thinks of a plan to just hide the baby. He'd visit you in secret, check on you, check on his baby.

- When the baby is born they look like a carbon copy of him, Zeke isn't sure if he should be scared or overjoyed.

- This is foreign to him.

- He doesn't know how to be a father, he doesn't know how to show love. He thought all life was meaningless until he saw the life that he helped create be born into this world.

- This world that he thinks is so cruel.

⋆𐙚𝓝𝓮𝓻𝓭𝔂 𝓔𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

Eren sat nervously in his gaming chair in front of you. You two had been together for quite a while now and he honestly still wondered how someone like you even ended up with someone like him.

He has his hands tucked between his thighs nervously, only bringing one up to push the glasses back up the bridge of his nose as they slipped down just a bit before he nervously put them right back where they were.

His eyes focus on the sight of you sitting on the edge of his bed, legs spread wide giving him a view of your pussy, something he'd only ever seen on his phone screen.

"Are.. you sure.. I don't know what I'm doing.." He says timidly, swallowing the spit that seemed to build up in his mouth due to the sight in front of him. He was already painfully hard, his dick pressing against the cartoon-printed pajama pants he had on.

"It's okay Ren, we talked about this before and I can tell you want it.. you've been hard as fuck since I took my pants off. I'm your girlfriend I'm not gonna laugh at you. Promise."

His bright eyes look up at yours through the glasses, looking for sincerity and comfort in your gaze. Before he nods, pulling his hands from between his thighs and hesitantly moving closer.

Despite his bashful attitude with doing things like this in person, he loves doing nasty things with you over video chat and text message, sending pictures and videos, telling you how much he loves to ones you send him and how often he watches them.

"So I just.." His voice trails off as his fingers brush over your inner thigh, his touch as light as a feather.

You give him time to figure it out on his own, knowing he's just working up the courage to actually touch you there.

Your hand reaches out to his hair, twirling strands around your finger before you lightly scratch at his scalp, soothing him. He leans into your touch, sweet eyes looking up into your once more to make sure you're doing okay as he finally brings his hands to your cunt, letting letting them spread you open just a bit to give him a good look.

His mouth starts to water at the sight of your soaked folds spread by his fingers, hole clenching slightly from the cool breeze blowing around his room.

"Pretty.." he mutters under his breath, not even intending for you to hear it necessarily, just voicing his thoughts allowed before he takes his index finger, pushing it inside the hot, gummy walls slowly.

When he sinks it in completely, he lets out a small sigh and enjoys the warm, wet feeling surrounding the digit. When he pulls it back out he hears the sticky, smacking noise of his drenched finger slipping out of you, making him moan as his heartbeat picks up, a blush runs across his cheeks and he lies his head on your thigh.

" 'm sorry.." he says softly, embarrassed by his reaction while he's still pumping his finger in and out slowly, twisting and twirling it between your walls just to pull more of those filthy noises from between your legs.

"Mmm.. it's okay Rennie.. I want you to enjoy yourself, baby.."

He can't seem to break his gaze away from your cunt, slipping his middle finger inside with the first one. He pumps them real slow, his breathing slightly uneven and heavy as he chews on his bottom lip, mesmerized by the sight in front of him and encouraged by the soft, sighing moans coming from your lips and your fingers still lightly massaging his scalp.

He drags his fingers out a bit, seeing them shine in the dimly lit room, cream built up around his knuckles, and he pushes them back in. When he pulls them out all the way, he brings them to his face, smelling your juice on his fingers, much to your embarrassesment, and immediately sinks them into his mouth with a satisfied hum.

He licks and sucks at his fingers like he was starving, finally getting a taste of something he's been craving for the longest. when he pulls them from his lips with a soft smack he instantly drags his tounge over your messy cunt, collecting all of the arousal he'd pulled from you with his fingers making you gasp softly, not expecting him to take it this far.

"Mm.. 'm sorry.. should've asked.." he mumbles against your pussy, sincerely sorey that he'd caught you off guard, but then he's back to eating you out, circling his tongue around the rim of your hole before dragging the tip of it back up to your clit, flicking the bud repeatedly before he sucked on it gently.

"It's okay baby.." you moan, brushing his hair back from his face and holding it out the way, much to his satisfaction.

With how many times he'd thought about doing this to you, he'd hoped he was doing everything right and with the way you sounded, he believed he was. The more his tongue circled around and his pretty, soft lips sucked and kissed your pussy, the closer you got to coming in his mouth.

"Rennie.. wait.." you moan, your fingers pull at his hair unintentionally harsh trying to detach his mouth from your cunt, the slightly painful sensation only making him whimper and devour your cunt even more hungrily.

His hands grip your thighs tight and he moans loudly against your pussy as you cum all over his lips, juices landing on his lips and tongue, dripping down his chin as he slurps you clean.

When he finally pulls his mouth away he looks down, wiping his mouth.

"I'm sorry.. I couldn't help it.." he apologizes softly and that's when you notice the giant stain from his cum in his pants.

"Aww baby, it's okay.. I'll clean you up.. give you head for the first time too, okay?"

A/N: Just a little silly thought that popped into my mind as I was writing my essay that's due at midnight. 😬

🦋: @admirxation @dressycobra7 @zombiehe4rt @beetleluu @lovey-3 @destinationtrekk @tojii11 @kurokawaia @seonghwaprincess @fern-bug-20

*walks across your dashboard*

so a lot of y’all ain’t got a clue in hell what a stock show is.

So those of you who have no clue what a stock show is-

it’s where kids ages 5-21 get animals through two programs ( 4H or FFA) and we get them at varying times in the year to raise them to market weight for show.

We train our animals for something called showmanship, which is basically the art of looking good. Goats use halters, Cattle use halters and these long ass canes to scratch their bellies, Pigs use special whip, and sheep people just use halters and occasionally their hands??

( I’m not a sheep person, I ain’t got a fucking clue)

but our main thing that we’re graded on there is our performance: keeping eye contact with the judge, keeping our animal moving, and showing off all angles of our livestock to the judge.

then we have the market/breeding class

in that, we are not judged, but our animals are. they are ranked on their more desirable traits and are placed from 1st, to about 10th, everyone else from that class is dismissed. From that, the top three are weighed and the top two are brought back for the grand drive of that breed. the grand drive picks the ultimate winner of the breed or the entire part of that show.

if you win either of these categories, you win a butt load of money from sponsors, you win belt buckles, a banner, and get a back drop picture with your livestock and your family!

I hope that clears everything up!!! Don’t be scared to comment questions!!

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

Can you say unoriginal? That’s right!

Thanks anon

random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

down HORRENDOUS