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The closest to any idea like this I've seen done and done well wasn't that "Batman can't kill becouse he would like it " but instead was more "Batman can't kill becouse he would forever be ruled by Vegences over Justice. " in which the personifcations of Justice and Vegences have a bet over if Batman will kill the man who killed his family betting a eternal claim over Batman depending on the choice he makes

just saw a post saying "batman doesnt kill because he knows he'd love it" like please tell me ur joking

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

#Neil, i see what you did here

So D&D black dragons are supposed to live in swamps, right? Pretty amphibious, live in swamps, lair in...

caves. With a main entrance and a back entrance.

In swamps.

I really have trouble with the idea that there's these dragon-sized caves in an area with such a high water table, y'know? We have to go through miles of swamp to reach this lair, it's not one little boggy place in a mountain valley otherwise filled with nice caves. And the cave has to have two entrances, too? I can believe in dragons, but not this geology.

So... maybe it's not geology. Because a lair in a marshy place with exacting design specifications sounds a lot like a totally natural thing --

A beaver lodge.

So now I have this new image of black dragons industriously gnawing down giant trees to construct their mighty swamp lairs, and I am so much happier.

I warn you now jokes on stream will become cannon lore. I am the thief queen of snacks, I break lockpicks because people keep snuggling my tail and bones McGee is my best friend and we go on adventures together. This can not be undone

when i was little i wanted to own a cafe shaped like a cupcake

It wasn’t the soulmate I was expecting …. but I’m okay with this