My Little Brother Really Wanted His Villager To Wear Keith’s Jacket, And I Couldn’t Seem To Find

the signs as lifeguards

aries: the spontaneous lifeguard that blows their whistle every two seconds for no reason taurus: the bored lifeguard that wears really dark sunglasses so no one can see that they’re sleeping gemini: the easily distracted lifeguard that notices everything except for endangered swimmers cancer: the caring lifeguard that’s just trying to work on their tan but if a kid splashes them they’ll smack that child with a pool noodle leo: the diva lifeguard that would really rather not get their hair wet so don’t drown pls virgo: the sweet lifeguard that’s secretly judging or checking out everyone at the pool libra: the quirky lifeguard that casually flirts with the swimmers and dips their legs in the pool scorpio: the steamy lifeguard who won’t stop at just mouth to mouth sagittarius: the daring lifeguard that tries to show everyone a perfect dive but slips and ends up doing some belly flop move oops capricorn: the dictator lifeguard that shoots people who break the rules with their water gun aquarius: the enticing lifeguard that rocks their red swimsuit and disregards the pool rules pisces: the fun lifeguard that swims with everyone while they’re on duty

today is the only day you can reblog this

You’re going to have be more specific.

Title: Hide & Seek

Pairing: Ninya (Alya x Nino)

Notes: This is short, it’s nearly 12 pm and I have to go to bed soon but I couldn’t resist to write something about Alya x Nino after taking another look at the planner (which I totally need btw) :D

Dedicated to: @patrolcus , @faith-xx-love , @heartpanorama , @ladyofacat and @ladyduchance

The rules were simple and everyone knew the game since kindergarten. One player counts to ten and covers his eyes while everyone else searches for the perfect hideout. Once the player reaches zero, everybody must wait in their hideout until they are found by the searcher. The one who’s found last, or cannot be found, wins.

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Diamoric Terms (a better worded post, finally)

Hello! About several months back, I posted two seperate posts about Diamoric specific community terms. They weren’t exactly the best worded, so here’s a brand new post for people!

Sapphic communities have butch and fem, (with tomcat and doe being seen used by bi and pan ladies,) Achillean communities have bear and twink (and about a hundred other lovely terms,) so in the spirit of things, I coined peacock, crow, and kiwi.

But Hatch, what do those mean?

The Avian Spectrum, as we can call it, isn’t about body type or masc/fem presentation, its about style presentation. A peacock diamoric would be flashy (bright makeup and haircolors, colorful clothes, or anything flamboyant) and a kiwi diamoric would seem like a librarian (neutral earthy tones, simple and nice clothes, simple.) Crow is in the middle of that, and if you’re really wanting some in-the-middle terms, pigeon is between peacock and crow, and falcon is between crow and kiwi!

Examples:

Peacock!

X | X | X

Crow!

X | X | X

Kiwi!

X | X | X

The signs in love

Also look at your Venus and Moon signs.

Aries - They get that special glow and inside they are screaming in pure joy. Taurus - They are on a mission. Help them or you won’t see them anymore. Gemini - Nervous and awkward. They just talk about their crush all the time. Cancer - Obsessed. Start making future plans immediately. Leo - Just proud. The same as usual but they smile more and dress sexier. Virgo - They stop eating and sleeping until they think of an infallible seduction plan. Libra - Accidentally charming everyone’s pants off while going to the toilet all the time(damn nerves). Scorpio - Super obsessed. They need to know everything. Stalk modus. Sagittarius - A bit more relaxed than usually. Mainly because they’re just really happy. Capricorn - Cute and giggly. You won’t recognise them. Aquarius - Over-analyzing everything their crush said x 1000. Pisces - Can’t sleep, can’t eat, obsess, drink too much and cry.

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