Amazing Truths

Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family

My Advice For the Signs

Aries: Think more often about what you do and how you react to things, it can be taken the wrong way often.

Taurus: Let others convince you to go out sometimes, it will bring out your adventurous side.

Gemini: Take time to calm down and take a break from your constant go go go attitude.

Cancer: Don't let your emotions overcome you, just find someone who makes you happy as shit.

Leo: Think about others when making decisions, not yourself.

Virgo: Listen to your friends when they tell you that they are offended.

Libra: Being social and showing the happiness that you feel to others will never hurt anyone.

Scorpio: Fucking ask them out man screw what the world is telling you, it's okay to take risks in life.

Sagittarius: You don't have to be happy all the time, it's okay to not be okay.

Capricorn: Maybe give a shit about someone other than yourself sometimes.

Aquarius: Try not to make things seem bigger than they really are.

Pisces: Be yourself, don't try to make up a totally different person just to stand out.

Forgot to mention how Married they are

I love how they both stood up like that

most to least seen as annoying

Sure. Obviously I don’t speak for everyone but you asked, so here goes:

1. Virgo2. Pisces3. Cancer4. Aquarius5. Leo6. Scorpio7. Aries8. Sagittarius9. Capricorn10. Gemini11. Libra12. Taurus

Its national suicide prevention month so heres a reminder that

I’m glad you’re alive

You’re so incredibly strong for making it this far

You are worth the space you take up and you are worthy of love

You deserve all the happiness that comes to you

I hope if you arent ok today, you’ll be ok tomorrow

The Signs as friends

Aries: the rebellious friend

Taurus: the tough friend

Gemini: the fun friend

Cancer: the smart friend

Leo: the crazy friend

Virgo: the cool friend

Libra: the chill friend

Scorpio: the dirty minded friend

Sagittarius: the sassy friend

Capricorn: the "basic" friend

Aquarius: the intelligent friend

Pisces: the hungry friend

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Signs on Christmas Eve

Aries: lighting the fire (no Santa this year)

Taurus: trying to steal santas cookies

Gemini: breaking off icicles

Cancer: helping to bake

Leo: one word- mistletoe

Virgo: singing carols

Libra: puts out milk and cookies

Scorpio: texting everyone Christmas memes

Sagittarius: screaming and staying up too late

Capricorn: last minute baking

Aquarius: trying to sleep through till Christmas

Pisces: puts carrots out for the reindeers

#1 best thing in Black Panther: Shuri

#2 best thing in Black Panther: T’Challa’s lil panther ears

The signs as accents

Aries: French

Taurus: English

Gemini: Italian

Cancer: American

Leo: South African

Virgo: Australian

Libra: Russian

Scorpio: New Zealand

Sagittarius: Scottish

Capricorn: Irish

Aquarius: Scandinavian

Pisces: Welsh