Me: [bursts Into Your House At 2 Am] WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CARLOS DE VIL

Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family

What’s your personality? - By zodiacsociety 

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Me, my girlfriend and our daughter are seeking for your help! We was born in Russia nad had to run away from country because of anti-gay propaganda law.

Please help them!! I’ve seen some posts about this couple, but nobody here has directly posted the link to their crowd fund.

Signs on Christmas Eve

Aries: lighting the fire (no Santa this year)

Taurus: trying to steal santas cookies

Gemini: breaking off icicles

Cancer: helping to bake

Leo: one word- mistletoe

Virgo: singing carols

Libra: puts out milk and cookies

Scorpio: texting everyone Christmas memes

Sagittarius: screaming and staying up too late

Capricorn: last minute baking

Aquarius: trying to sleep through till Christmas

Pisces: puts carrots out for the reindeers

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

The signs in relationships (some are based off people I know)

Aries: Quite shy. Likes to hold hand and kiss. PDA is their thing, but they don't like to shove their relationship in people's faces. Flirts a lot and teases but doesn't even realise it.

Taurus: Has such an unbelievably big heart, it's kind of overwhelming. Extremely protective over their partner, loves affection and feeling a sense of worth.

Gemini: Enjoys relationship as much as they can. Worries about their partner and makes sure that they have everything that they need. Likes affection, including a little PDA (usually just holding hands). Isn't possessive but likes others to know that their partner is theirs. Emotional, needs to be assured sometimes that it's going to be okay and that they can do it. Overall a loving partner and a very caring person.

Cancer: Usually very shy. Likes to make sure that the other person is okay and having a good day, makes it their mission to ensure their partner is feeling as good as possible. Enjoys the feeling of knowing that they've helped their partner. Blushes easily and gets flustered a lot when their partner says cute things.

Leo: Ball of shyness. Isn't an 'out going person' but will protect their partner with EVERYTHING that they have. Is shy with giving affection (usually says compliments weirdly), likes to spend time with other person, doesn't feel the need to hold hands and hug constantly. VERY shy kisser, eye contact is a rare thing, but overall Leos are caring and just want the best for both them and their partner. Also a bit of a worrier.

Virgo: More like best friends with their partner than a partner. Likes to mess around and have a joke. Isn't keen on PDA but enjoys affection and romance at home.

Libra: Enjoys dates. They don't have to be big like going out for a meal, they enjoy little things like walks in the park or going to a cafe.

Scorpio: Thinks matching outfits are really cool. Will high five you when you want to hold their hand and then laugh. Smiles into kisses. Falls asleep on their partner in films.

Sagittarius: Likes to feel a sense of need - wants to make sure that their partner is having a good day and will go to mad lengths to make sure that if their partner isn't okay, they can cheer them up. Shy with kissing, but loves to cuddle and hold hands. Has this HUGE THING about nicknames. Loves nicknames. Has at least nine for their partner.

Capricorn: Loves cuddles. Likes being playing and doing silly little things. LOVES SELFIES. Some are nice but they'll mainly make their partner take silly ones with them.

Aquarius: Very protective. Know their partner perfectly. Knows when they need space, when they need comfort, knows when they need something or when they want something. Enjoys giving and receiving little gifts and also loves to make out.

Pisces: Isn't HUGE on affection and PDA, but likes to know that their partner is okay. Bit of a joker, likes to prank partner and can sometimes not know when to stop. Extremely sweet and likes to know the feelings they have are returned.

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Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

The signs with a crush

Days dreams about them constantly: taurus, cancer, pisces

Openly flirts: aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius

Observes from afar:  virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

please help me escape arranged marriage

my name is naima and i’m an eighteen y/o somali lesbian in desperate need of help. over the past few months i have been under the impression that my family is warming up to the idea of me not being what they want me to be. unfortunately this is not the case and i believe the only way out is to escape as they have now resorted to basically treating me like a prisoner and promising me to a man instead of letting me go to university as they promised. i have no funds of my own and to even think of escaping and surviving the first few weeks i desperately need money. i have to use ko-fi since it’s the most anonymous of ways and my father has found out what i do online before (i had to remake my tumblr). despite everything i do not wish any harm on them. i simply want to part ways. i don’t have a lot of followers but if any of you is willing to help i will forever carry you in my heart.

ko-fi.com/princessnaima