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Feelin all the good vibes tonite! A little vibrance was needed! :) Orlando, Fl. December 26, 2016. #goodvibes #photography https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqn-TdeBmMv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ixmowzrztqnd

HELLO I BEG YOU PLEASE TAG ME ON YOUR FICS???? YOUR WRITING IS WAY TOO GOOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I WILL TRY. ASK ANY OF MY LONG TIME FOLLOWERS- I’M BAD AT TAGGING

O M G MARK

THE VAN VIDEOS.

“GO BACK TO SLEEP”.

I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

OH MY GOD.

BECAUSE

WE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT

(Y/N) SLEEPS

WITH THEIR EYES OPEN.

THE VAN VIDEOS.

WE ALL KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ODD ABOUT THEM.

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT REAL.

THEY COULD BE DREAMS.

(Y/N)’S DREAMS.

SO THIS OFF-BRAND “MARK” WHO HAS BEEN LEADING US AROUND IN THAT VAN

WONDERING WHY WE WERE SLEEPING IN THERE

(SO ARE WE “AWAKE” WHEN THEIR EYES ARE CLOSED?)

HE’S BEEN LEADING US AROUND, LETTING THESE LITTLE SURREAL EFFECTS GO ON AND ON

(NOT MAKING A WHOLE LOT OF COHERENT SENSE, MIND YOU)

BECAUSE IT WAS SOMEONE INFILTRATING OUR DREAMS?

AND NOW

AFTER “DON’T REMEMBER”

DARK’S (?) VOICE TELLING US TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

(SO WE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM IN THE DREAM WORLD??)

WHILE SOMEONE ELSE

MARK (WHOSE SOUL “LIVES IN THE DARK”)

IS TRYING TO WAKE US UP??

THE QUESTION IS

WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?

THIS HAS BEEN A SCREAMY MIDNIGHT KELLYPLIER THEORY

THANKS FOR JOINING ME.

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

flo from progressive

the midwest

how big is alaska

jeopardy review games

spIRIT WEEK

If you play the “Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 1″ video on Dec 31st at 11:59:38pm, then the first thing you’ll hear when the clock strikes midnight is the first line Damien says in WKM and the first line we ever heard from him and honestly? That’s the type of blessing I need going into 2018.

On their first month on the Stan of War II, Stan and Ford both come down with terrible colds. They insist they’re fine, even though they show up to the family’s weekly video chat sniffling and bundled up in every blanket they own. Mabel glares as the screen, hands on her hips. “Grunkle Stan? Grunkle Ford? Do we have to run away to look after you? Have you been taking care of yourselves?”

Stan laughs, while Ford blows his nose so loudly it only comes across as static. “We’re fine, sweetie. It just takes a while to get used to boat living. Can’t say this is quite how I imagined things starting out.”

“Funnily enough,” sniffs Ford, “Being cold and wet all the time is not an ideal situation for one’s immune system. But never mind about that, we’ve made some fascinating discoveries …”

When the call is over, Mabel purses her lips. Cold all the time, huh? She knows that her Grunkles won’t take care of themselves, so it’s up to her to keep them warm. The sweaters that Mabel knits for herself are mostly acrylic, because it’s cheap and sparkly, but she saves up to buy heavy wool yarn, even though it’s rough on her fingers at first. She learns how to knit double-layered fisherman’s mittens, the kind that can keep a man’s hands warm even when he’s drenched with sea water, making sure to modify the pattern so Ford will have room for his extra fingers. She sends them thick socks with reinforced heels and a stern note telling them to let her know when they need replacements. 

Stan and Ford are no good at remembering to dress warm on principle, but they wear everything Mabel sends them. She beams when she sees her knitwear in their photos.

“Are you warmer now?” she asks during one video call, still sounding slightly worried.

Stan looks down at the Icelandic-style sweater he’s wearing, at the enormous mittens lying next to him, at the heavy socks covering his toes, and at Mabel’s concerned, loving face on the computer screen. He smiles.

“Warm as toast, pumpkin.”

Weirdness Falls AU

Weirdness Falls is an AU me and Isofish are making. The main storyline from us is NSFW, mostly because of Robbie’s Weirdness mutation(Robbie is actually what started the idea in the first place lol I love Robbie). So I am going to post here the basics of the AU while rewording Robbie’s part into a more SFW way. (If you want to know more and don’t mind some NSFW content the blog is Weirdnessfalls.tumblr.com )

The AU is set after the battle with Bill. Those who were part of the Zodiac have been affected by Bill’s weirdness and by the power of the Zodiac circle. The affects of the weirdness giving each person a different weirdness power or mutation, with the longer a person was exposed to that weirdness, the more of an affect it had on them. When they held hands in the circle it awakened the power in their DNA.

Stanford Pines: Being around Bill the most and having gone through the portal, Ford has been the most affected by the weirdness magic. The result was having a thirdeye in the middle of his forehead, fangs, and the ability to read minds. He can not hear thoughts, but can see flashes of what they are thinking about to piece things together.

Stanley Pines: At first he seems unaffected by the weirdness, but he is really sharing his body with Bill. Bill is trapped inside him and unable to leave his body, Stan’s weirdness ability being a demon trap. Bill is originally pretending to be Stan and is the reason Stan was easily able to get his memories back. Both struggle to be in control of the body after Stan is able to overpower Bill.

Dipper Pines: Being possessed by Bill and being around weirdness for only a couple months, Dipper has the ability to control plants. He can even sort of communicate with trees. He was pretty disappointed when he learned that was all he could do.

Mabel Pines: Like a genie, Mabel has the ability to grant wishes, but not her own, and there are some rules of what can’t be wished for. Even when Mabel does grant someone’s wish, it is always in her style. Ask for crocodile shoes, she will give you living crocodile shoes. Most things end in glitter, animals, sweaters, candy, and other things she thinks will be fun or mishears. Like giving cotton candy chest hair or mishearing knees for bees.

Pacifica Northwest: Unfortunately for Pacifica, the ability she gained from the weirdness was her blood being replaced by liquid gold. She only learns something weird is happening to her when she weighs herself and to her horror she is 168lbs heavier. She doesn’t find out till she accidentally cuts herself that her blood has turned to gold. Her blood only becomes solid after being exposed to air after a couple minutes. To her she feels normal, but if someone were to try and lift her, she’d be much heavier than she looks. It is unfortunate for her as her parents quickly figure out they could use her blood to increase their fortune.

Robbie Valentino: Purple, shape shifting tentacles with a red eye between them, in his pants with a mind of its own.(As safe for work as I can explain this and anyone who doesn’t like Robbie probably won’t write/draw him much anyway. If you do write/draw for this AU in a SFW way and do want to include Robbie without NSFW stuff, he’d probably super awkward, trying to hide it with his hoodie/it does “shrink” so he can still wear pants properly, and have to excuse himself a lot. I can’t say too much more in a SFW type of way lol)

Wendy Corduroy: The weirdness gave her the power to use cold and ice abilities. She thinks it is pretty cool, loving that she no longer needs to use an AC when she is hot, and can freeze the lake in the summer to make an ice rink. She does however like to use it for pranks, her and her friends finding it funny to mess with Thompson.

Gideon Gleeful: He has really become able to see the future. However, he is unable to remember what he sees/says. Nothing can record his prophecies and can only be written down by those who hear it. It annoys him that he can’t predict his own future nor control when it happens.

Soos Ramirez: He changes ages based on his current mindset and how he feels at the moment; which often makes him appear as a ten year old boy. He can not control when it happens and changes randomly.

Fiddleford McGucket: For some reason he is the only one to remain unaffected by Weirdness, which is probably his weirdness.

Anyone is free to ship anyone with anyone, we have our own ships we’ll be doing. If you like the AU spread it around :o

pairing you really love

pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried