Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

In my history class, we were debating about breast feeding and all the boys were like “ew gross women should go in the bathroom or not do that in public” and I never talk in that class, but I felt compelled to input my opinion so I said “men think the display of a woman’s body is good until it’s no longer for their pleasure” and everyone just shut their mouths and looked at me. I’ve never seen so many boys open their mouth to defend themselves and have nothing come out in my life.

me age 10: mOTHER I MUST SHAVE

mom: no

me age 17: look at all this leg hair. nice.

mom: PLEASE SHAVE YOUR LEGS I CAN FEEL YOUR LEG HAIR CARESS MY ANKLES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

How to help your artists - The circle of influence.

So over the past 10-15 years, as I’ve been trying to branch out, grow a following and sell commissions, there’s one phrase I’ve heard more than any other.

“I’d love to support you, but I have no money.”

And you know, I get that. I understand. I don’t have any either. But here’s the secret. The most powerful and useful thing you can do to support an artist? It doesn’t cost a penny. Reblog their posts, signal boost their commissions, advertise their patreon./ If you have commissioned them, or do support their patreon? Write a review, tell your friends, share their links. Keep circulating the tapes.

Every post is an artist laying themselves bare before you. You have the power to make them into somebody. You can make them into a big name, you can help bring them an income. All you have to do is share.

Here’s a handy infographic.

If artists get only likes, they never get any exposure. They find no followers, they make no money, and feel worthless.

But with reblogs, who knows how far they could reach? New people could see their work and follow them, and maybe one person will spot that commissions post or patreon promo, and maybe offer to help support them. And it didn’t even cost those followers a penny to reblog the post.

So please, anyone out there. If you enjoy an artist’s work and can’t afford to give any monetary support, you can give them something more powerful. A voice.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

disney + emotions

i recognize rick riordan pairing up calypso and leo in blood of olympus was supposed to be leo’s happy ending cuz he finally found love but oh man imagine if leo’s happy ending was making his way back to camp and realizing just how much everyone mourned and missed him and how much he was loved by everyone, not just a significant other, and how hes not the 7th wheel he feared he was imagine if leo’s happy ending was realizing all he ever wanted was in front of him all along

Lloyd has no luck with fighting I swear

s1: you can't fight, Lloyd, you're too small

s2: you can't fight, Lloyd, you'll start the final battle

s3: you can't fight, Lloyd, your power makes the bad guys stronger

s4: you can fight this guy who has about 100x the power you have

s5: I'm gonna possess you and make you fight your friends

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