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Creepypasta #1610: To the Landlord: The stove is broken AGAIN and Demonic Hauntings are UNACCEPTABLE!

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The following maintenance requests and complaints were found on the computer of one Mrs. Doris May, the landlord of the apartment building at 2618 Wayne Boulevard, following the thorough search of the building by the police.

Donald Fitzgerald - Unit 411

January 13

My wife and I moved here for the proximity to the subway and for the cheap rent. But we did NOT move here so we wouldn’t have a working stove. I do not plan on eating take out for the remainder of my tenure at this building. I demand maintenance come down at ONCE and fix this! Unacceptable!

January 24

And now the REFRIGERATOR isn’t working?! The refrigerator temperature should be at a nice, cool 34 degrees Fahrenheit but try as we might Patricia and I have been unable to get it below 36 degrees so now our MILK is spoiled, the CHEESE is molded, my YOGURT is inedible, and my BEERS are NOT chilled the way I’d like when I get home from a long day at work. Once again I demand a maintenance representative be here TOMORROW to fix this. And NOT the same man as last time. Jose was rude and did not even apologize for all of this inconvenience when we yelled at him.

February 8

It seems we can’t go a single day without finding something unacceptable about this building. At night time both Patricia and I hear a faint but constant thumping in the walls. What is that? I demand to know why we cannot get some peace and quiet.

February 12

If our WiFi drops out in the middle of Patricia’s stories ONE MORE TIME there will be HELL TO PAY. Get the ISP down here now to increase our speeds. This is insane.

February 18

It appears my previous DEMAND went unheeded. Last night the thumping was far worse. It sounds like a ghost is living in the walls. PATRICIA HATES GHOSTS. They are RUDE and UNINVITED and do NASTY THINGS like SLAM DOORS AND BREAK CHINA DISHES. GET A JOB, GHOSTS! Patricia can’t sleep in these conditions and I hereby demand an exorcist be brought to the premises to deal with this at once. AT ONCE!

February 27

The REFRIGERATOR IS ACTING UP AGAIN. I thought this was FIXED?!?!?! The expiration date on my milk says use by March 3 but it is NOT MARCH 3 YET AND ALREADY MY MILK IS STARTING TO SMELL. THE TEMPERATURE IS 36 DEGREES AND RISING. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

March 4

So today I came home from work and go to hang up my coat and what did I find? A bouquet of flowers from the downstairs office thanking us for being DREAM TENANTS WHO ALWAYS PAY RENT ON TIME?!?!?!?!?! NO!!!! I FOUND A COLD SPOT BY THE BEDROOM DOOR. The air is of an ACCEPTABLE BUT NOT IDEAL temperature throughout our apartment. But by the door to our bedroom there is a COLD SPOT. This indicates the presence of a SPIRITUAL ENTITY and I do NOT pay $1800 a month to be HAUNTED in my OWN HOME! Unacceptable. I demand this be dealt with at once. AT!!! ONCE!!!!!

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