The Piedpip3rrr Cinematic Universe Continues

How old do you have to be to be an elder?

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

Let’s gooo! So proud of you, you deserve this!

OH MY GOD

WE DID IT BOYS!!!!!

(As a celebration I’m opening up my asks again! Feel free to ask any questions!!)

Special thanks to everyone who appreciates my content, I honestly can’t believe this is happening thank you!!

(Since it wasn’t really fair for the last time I did this so I’m doing it again, if I get 20 reblogs in this post I’m doing a cover of Techno’s Blitz song 😂)

yes i want to listen to new music. no i can’t stand any music that i don’t already know. do you see the problem here

Update, they did!

Technoplane and planeza gonna take over the world

I’m a zoomer and I understood that

my girlfriend refuses to let me have food after midnight 😤😠😡😤 -🌱

Eat her toes

Lmfao hey. This is a reupload of a ‘do you love the color of the sky post’ (the philza version) because my first art account got yoted. Very sorry about this (not really). Also is ‘long post’ still banned. Can y’all see this?

Do you love the color of the sky, Mr Minecraft?

Hello, you’re here now.

This took a month - I am sloww. From July 23rd to August 23rd 2021

Edit after reupload: a cut up version is on Twitter lol

The rest of this will be a copy a paste (with edits) from the previous blog. All the rambles and explanation for each part and each person (as in why Tubbo is being held by his leg/ my thought process for them)

Before I start rambling, I want to mention the fact that Phil is never looking at the sky around him, but at the faces and expressions of his friends.

There are two more people in addition to the sbi and Kristin from the last one (The first version of this post). Tubbo and Ranboo, whom I just consider sbi++ tbh.

First one is none other than Miss Kristin herself. I actually used a picture from their Instagram as reference for their clothes. I actually straight up imagine this was from their wedding day(?). I hope I drew Ms Kristin okay. I’m still figuring out how to draw her tbh.

Second is Wilbur. So when I was drawing all of them, I was thinking of what expressions they all would be making. Like Kristin and Phil would be all happy and stuff. And the idea of Wilbur just fucking grappling with the idea that if Phil drops him, it’s fucking over. He’d be done for. Dead (maybe). That idea was funny to me for some reason. So I imagine he just has a look of acceptance/fear while Phil is trying to figure out if he’s okay.

Third is Tommy. He probably gets dropped. L. Because you probably don’t carry someone like that while flying. (Probably because how am I supposed to know.) Tommy is just fucking screaming his lungs out btw.

Tubbo! He actually fucking fell. I asked my friend, “Help me make a decision. Tubbo and Phil. Cute. or Chaos.” “chaos” “CHAOS IT IS” So the idea, in my head, is that Tubbo was originally given a piggy back ride. Tubbo, chaotic, just sort of climbs Phil like a jungle gym or smt and sits on his shoulders. It was great for like five seconds and then he fell. You fucking bet he’s grappling with the idea of death.

Ranboo. The one picture I had in my head the whole time I was drawing them was just. “L o n g c a t.” Cause Ranboo was drawn in such a way that I was thinking of cats being picked up.

Techno. Again, that’s not the way you hold someone while flying but yeah. Techno is probably the only other person to not feel fear in this whole thing. The first being Miss Kristin

(It seemed fitting for Ranboo and Techno to have the aurora scene)

And the last one. Idk man I just wanted to draw a god.

This is the Angel of Death, between storm and chatters.

(The feathers mean nothing, they’re just a nice transition)

(If you made it here, please, please, please, consider reblogging. Thoughts in tags or not, I will appreciate you so much)

memeception

Yes, amazing, love vampire au.

Hi, again. Now that we’ve seen techno pretending to be a vampire, can we have real vampire techno, like trying to keep it a secret, but get found out? Sorry if I’m annoying you with all the ‘vampire techno’ I just like the idea and your last fic was really good. It would be a fun hypothetical, or fic. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.

(Sorry my guy! I was trying to write a fic about this, but my brain legit said, “No”) (so hypothetical instead, really sorry ;-;)

- Techno stays inside WAY more, in my head sunlight isn’t actually deadly to vampire but annoying as fuck and can burn at the skin

- Techno is pale as fuck and people tell him to go out more (hA, if only they knew)

-doesn’t smile, like at all, very rarely, but if he does it’s with no teeth (which made people think Techno’s this angsty sad bitch, which is a fucking good ass concept to me)

- he doesn’t actually drink others blood, are you crazy??? You know how much bacteria and germs are in people’s bodies, especially their blood???

- he is probably a different kind of vampire, like he feeds on other people’s energy?

- like being around people is enough to give energy to Techno, BUT it would take actual months to be constantly around Techno to kill you,,

- so there’s nothing you have to worry about

- I don’t know if I should give him powers, he’s already op as an normal huma-

- Techno can’t actually hypnotize people but he can suggest them to do something and they would fall in favour for it

- if the person doesn’t want to actually do it, the suggestion doesn’t work :/

- slightly telekinetic? He can move objects with his mind but barely,,

- he can transform into other animals!! But the energy needed for it is TOO much so he kinda just turns into a bat if he wants,, doesn’t find much use for it tho

- basically being a vampire sucks for Techno, and he hates it

- the other Empireans (that’s not a word I know frick) know Techno’s a vampire

- Phil would have questioned on why Techno doesn’t go out much, etc. Etc. He probably peered pressure Techno into telling the truth

- Pete probs found out when he saw Techno turn into a bat

-“What…?”

-“Pete I swear I can explain-“

- Techno is allergic to redstone rip (like how vampires are to garlic, you get what I’m sayin?) (Idk what else he could be allergic to, share your thoughts!)

- there’s rumours about him being a vampire, and whenever it’s brought up Techno shits himself

-“oh nononnononon, they can’t know, nope, nope, nope-“

- he awkwardly denies it, which the others think is him playing along the ruse, so people DOUBLE think he’s a vampire (as a joke, but bitch, Techno is shitting himself)

- The first person to find out outside of the Empire group is actually TOMMY

- his reaction was that of screaming and shock (which Techno suspected would happen)

- but then Tommy proceeds to not actually blackmail Techno with this newfound secret and actually made sure he didn’t rat out Techno (which Techno did not suspect would happen)

- (Tommy would either have been TOO scared to expose Techno, cause Techno is a vampire OR he actually genuinely cares about keeping Techno’s true identity)

- (the second one is really sweet, but let’s face it the the first one is probably the truth 😅)

- everyone finds out eventually, and Techno’s heart fucking drops

- he waits for people to charge into his base with a pitchforks, demanding that he go into solitary confinement

-But like no one actual goes to his base and everything is just normal?

- Techno’s like “???”

- he then asked someone why they haven’t killed him and the other persons like ???

- “why the fuck would we? Have you seen the other people here??? If anything your fucking normal compared to them”

- once everyone found out that Techno was a vampire they did kinda freak out, but then Phil interceded and said that Techno doesn’t drink blood and is actually harmless for a vampire

- then everyone goes chill cause Techno’s never been a threat to them as vampire, only as a dictator soooo,

- everyone is fucking chill with Techno being a vampire, and they don’t ask him to go outside anymore which Techno is fucking delighted with

- if someone sees Techno getting tired they just kinda sit there with him until he’s okay again (which awww)

(So yeah, a little short, but i dont think anyone would really mind Techno being a vampire, when essentially he’s harmless,,,)

I don’t blog very often, but I want to see mine.

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