Time For Googling Some Mythology, Boys

I’ve played Sonic Unleashed too many times, dear god

pictures you can hear

oh you know.mp4

no, i do not apologize for this combo shitpost/amv in any way, shape, or form

AU where Maria gets frozen for 50 years too but it’s kept in secret by GUN (for some reason) and maybe Rouge found out about this and they take her out of wherever she is and it’s great.

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

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This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

ngl I have watched the Nomi-Randy episode like 3 times today and I regret nothing

choose wisely

I need a shirt that says “please stop telling me what celebrities are doing in quarantine”

I told myself I wouldn’t do this, but I need to put my resurfacing ideas somewhere and might as well let the world see

So, one of like the very first couple posts I made were about RC9GN, and one of them is a very crappy fanart pic of Randy and an Oc (No I’m not putting it here go search my posts, there’s not that many)

Well, guess who just rewatched the entire first season?

And with that rewatching, my brain went, ‘Hey remember that one character you made like a year ago for this? Let’s info dump all of that into your brain so that’s all you can think about for the next hour!’

So now I’m doing an info dump onto tumblr about it. Thank my brain.

Originaly, she was just going to be like a ‘Dark Reflection’ of the original Ninja from another universe

Then I found out the Power Balls are evil mcguffins and learned the land of shadows was a thing and went

‘I can work with this’

So, bing bang boom Alexis Johnson became a thing

At first, she was this really happy go lucky kind of five year old, wearing dresses and all that, and the biggest fan girl of the Norrisvile Ninja

Then she goes for a walk into the forest, you know, like all five year olds do when their mom tells them not to do that and trips over a green thing almost completely submerged in dirt

She tries to get it out and it isn’t going very well until the green thing decides to start shocking her, which immediately gets it yeeted through the trees and out of her line of sight, so great

Going back to the daycare she got scolded for wandering off, so ...not so great

Next day, she sees this weird green mist coming from the high school, and said green mist yotes itself at her. She feels impowered, like she could do almost anything, and went to go tell her mom what happened

She gets to the day care and opon seeing her mother dealing with a Doug with a finger half way up his nose, she decides to not do that and looks for anyone else she could tell instead

Spotting her brother picking on Bucky she goes over to them, then telling Bash to quit it and unintentionally stanking Bucky in the process

Que everyone screaming at a tiny stanked Bucky here

Alexis then figures out that the mist from earlier must have given her superpowers, and feeling everyones terror and vulnerability, along with the urge to make everyone stop feeling those emotions, goes stanking up a storm

During this mess, the Ninja had arrived, and seeing a lot of monster toddlers as well as one power-high superpowered toddler flying overhead, puts two and two together and quickly tries stoping her

Alexis however just starts geeking out over her hero, doesn’t fully recognize what she’s doing is bad, and once she realizes the hero trying to fight her, she gets sad and a little angry and starts fighting back

Those emotions coupled with her power-high opens up a portal behind her to, you’ve guessed it, the Land of Shadows

Those weird snake mouth things start coming out of it, and the ninja gets tackled by said toddler and que toddler starting to feel even more impowered than before, and this time she can see something white crawling up her arms

Alexis promptly freakes out about this, and seeing a window, the Ninja quickly throws her off of him

This is bad, as he unintentionally yeeted Alexis into the portal of mouth snakes

oops

So now we have a child stuck with the mouth snakes entangling her, slowly being pulled into the portal while also having the white (and streaks of neon blue in areas) slowly encasing around her. not fun

What’s even less fun is calling out to the hero for help and only getting a confused stare in return

Que child freak out numero 2

Alexis eventually gets pulled into the land of shadows, and after ten years of living there, learning how to fight with her newfound ninja ability’s as well as stank powers and getting properly battle hardened, she gets out and back to the normal world thanks to the Sorceress and swears revenge on who she once thought was a hero, now going by the alias the Assassin

That’s about as much as an info dump on the Assassin’s backstory as I can do right now, and this got way longer than expected holy crap-