Decepticons & Memes...

i'm not sure how many dsmp fans realize just how much fan music is out there. like we all know derivakat and cg5's stuff, and yeah it's fantastic but there is so much more

precious jewel amor has so many dsmp songs with the most heart-wrenching lyrics i've ever heard and beautiful music to accompany them. and they have music for characters that don't always get a bunch of recognition! cbad enjoyers, try listening to savior. cPuffy has Empty and Do It Again. cNiki? You bet! try Hidden in the Depths, Nothing to Lose, or the cNiki AND cJack song, Hate (Heal). ALSO PJA uses repeating motifs across songs to show relationships between characters which just. Amazing!!!

Amanda Fagan has the same range of characters, and her sound varies from sweet and simple ukulele to highly-produced. cCrimeboys enjoyers, listen to their relationship progress through Please Don't Make Me Choose, Play With Dynamite, and Sunken and Shattered. cJack fans, enjoy Bittersweet and Invisible. And I can't forget the SBI song, When Nothing Mattered More Than Friends, ft. other artists such as seiggel, butterscotch bread, and...

Mizz Fish! My god, their voice is so incredible, and they have some of the most creative songs I've seen! Try a song detailing cRanboo's inner monologue inside of his panic room. Or the most beautiful ballad mourning L'manburg.

this post is getting long but. seriously, if you enjoy fan-made music and/or are searching for more dsmp content to consume, check out kroh, megan shumway, Kanaya, ellienort, seiggel, butterscotchbread, Frankie!!, Hator, spirental, trashyinferno. there's so much out there, and you can hear the passion put into these songs. they deserve to be heard!

(Also, most of these artists have original music out too, which you should also absolutely listen to!)

if you had to put a hermit into a blender who would you pick and why

Jevin because I think he'd make a funny noise when I blended him

I would trap Etho in a blender just to see the sad wet cat face but I wouldn't actually blend him

I'd blend Scar with the lid off because he'd fly out of the blender and bounce around like a Looney Tunes character

may i ask for tfp optimus & knockout (u can add others if u want!!) with a reader who gets sleepy very easily? like they sleep anywhere and everywhere and yawn a lot

Howdy, first thing thank you for your request.

I hope you’ll enjoy it (sorry for not adding more charas, I’m a bit busy)

TFP Optimus Prime & Knockout with a reader who gets sleepy very easily.

No warnings, just some fluff.

Optimus prime:

- He would notice your strange behavior pretty early after meeting him.

- He knows that human’s need to sleep at least six hours every day to have enough energy to do their daily activities and to stay healthy, so he would definitely find it strange to see you sleepy and yawning all day.

- He would ask you about it.

-Do you know why you get sleepy so easily?

- Isn’t yawing a sign that you need more oxygen!?

-Do you get enough vitamins and nutrients?!

- He would definitely talk to ratchet about your behavior maybe even bring you with him.

- He’s worried cause he doesn’t see it as normal for you to be so sleepy, although he finds it quite cute cause you look so peaceful when you’re asleep

- If you’re with him while he’s driving you home/to the base and you’re feeling sleepy again, he would turn his radio on to play peaceful music so you could get at least some rest.

- Most of the time he isn’t at the base, but he knows you are so he would allow you to go to his room so you could get some rest (He knows when the kids and bumblebee/ wheeljack/ smokescreen are, there you can’t get your deserved rest. Well, and he’s worried that you might get hurt while sleeping/ resting on the couch cause of the kids including bee and Smokey oh and the adult Autobot called wheeljack)

-If he’s in his true form he would pick you up the moment you get sleepy and pet your head (He thinks it helps you fall asleep)

-Cause of you he always carries a blanket with him

- Even though he is okay with you being sleepy he would most likely take you to a human doctor

- He wants to know if something wrong with your health and how he can help you.

- But if the doc tells you/him that your in perfect condition he would relax a bit, although he would never stop worrying about it, at least a little bit.

Knockout:

- He would think it’s normal for humans to be so sleepy (He doesn’t really interact with other humans beside you and the ones at street racings, but those humans are not worthy his time besides showing them that their cars suck )

- It might confuse him why you’re opening your mouth so much.

- The moment he learns that humans in fact are not as sleepy as you are he would be confused.

-What is the reason for you to be so sleepy? Don’t you get enough rest or is it because of bad fuel (food/water) you’re consuming?

- He would ask you about it, but if you don’t know why you get so sleepy, that’s enough for him and he wouldn’t bother asking you ever again.

- He doesn’t really mind that you’re a sleepy little human, cause on the one hand he finds it cute on the other hand it adds another reasons for him to think that humans are weak little pests/pets (you’re the pet all the other humans are pests) .

-On the nemesis there’s not really a place for you to rest so he would make sure to at least give you a corner in his room/the med bay who nobody would accidentally step on you so you could rest while he’s working.

- You know those really huge dog pillows/beds that are more like human size? He would get you one or two

-He would fill it with some pillows and blankets and a teddy bear (don’t ask him where he got those, you don’t wanna know).

SESSION 4 WAS FUCKING INSANE, AND MY BIAS EXPERIENCED A LOT OF THAT SO I REALLY FELT THE CHAOS THIS TIME AROUND

NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP CAUSE I GOTTA SCREAM ABOUT TANGO OF THE TEK VARIETY 

staring the session off strong by spawning an egregious amount of chickens and editing in a vine reference

ALL OF THEM SHOWERING ETHO WITH DIAMONDS LMAO

the way tango jumped on that tnt, man is never living down the feral wet cat accusations 

lots of tango gibberish this session, love to see it

BDUBS JUST RUNNING INTO THEIR HOME LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE AJFHASKFKSAFJHK

team ties protecting each other, your honor they’re besties

THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS OH MY GOD

Tango I don’t think taunting the people trying to murderficate you is a good idea

dammit tango you were doing so well at staying alive

JIMMY CHEERING AFTER TANGO’S DEATH NOOOOOOOOO

WHY IS HE KEEPING SEVERAL STACKS OF EGGS ON HIM, HE IS JUST THROWING THEM FUCKING EVERYONE

TANGO JUST THROWING THE EGGS AT JIMMY’S FACE IS HILARIOUS

when i watched Tango’s episode for the first time I audibly gasped when he was chosen as Boogeyman, I shall reenact that, ahem … 

LE GASP :O

love how team ties are protecting each other, let’s hope that lasts

IMPULSE SHOWING UP AND GRIAN IMMEDIATELY COMING BACK AFTER SEARCHING FOR HIM THE TIMING IS PERFECT

GRIAN SOUNDED SO OFFENDED “I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T BETRAY HIM THAT EASILY” 

awww Tango and Etho are bonding aka hunting Joel down <3

LMAO THE PVP SKILL COUNTER

love Tango, he’s amazing, but I gotta agree that he’s not the best at pvp

Tango please just hit him with your axe HE’S RIGHT THERE

I don’t even think Tango wants to kill Joel he’s just using scare tactics

HE ACCIDENTALLY HIT JIMMY

FUCK I CAN HEAR THE TEAM RANCHER FANS CREATING ANGST

TANGO YOU HAVE AN AXE USE THAT PLEASE MY DUDE

Martyn immediately turning on Etho was fucking amazing

once again, TANGO PLEASE JUST USE YOUR FUCKING AXE

BRUH HE ACCIDENTALLY LIT ETHO ON FIRE 

“oh dear I’m dead-” InTheLittleWood hit the ground too hard

it was all worth it in the end because TANGO GOT THE KILL

thank god Etho thought of torches they definitely would have drowned

Did Tango completely forget about the fact he was boogey?

Tango being smart for once and leaving before he someone knocked him off Skynet, good job Sir Tek I’m so proud of you

TANGO IS STILL THROWING EGGS MY MAN JUST DROP THE STACKS

SKYNET HAS BACKFIRED ON TEAM TIES SO BADLY, WHELP THERE GOES IMPULSE

all of them talking about going after Scott while Tango, the one other green on the server, is standing right there out in the open

poor Tango hiding behind Skizz 

THE HOARD OF YELLOWS RUNNING TOWARDS THEIR TARGETS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING GOD I CAN’T WAIT TIL PEOPLE GO RED

yay for not getting blown up by a tnt minecart trap

SCAR IMMEDIATELY GETTING DISTRACTED AND RANSACKING THEIR SUGAR CANE

whelp there goes Scott you know what that means

“Let’s go kill Tango :D” meanwhile Tango immediately goes into hiding

POOR TANGO FRANTICALLY DIGGING UNDERGROUND TRYING TO AVOID GETTING MURDERED

Tango falling into the farm, making direct eye-contact with Etho, and going straight back into the wall while Etho doesn’t say a word is just a fantastic moment I love them

Etho trying to protect Tango despite being yellow vs Skizz trying to kill Tango despite being his ally, hmmmmmm

Etho and Tango better be teamed til the end of the line, they have been a dynamic duo this session and I don’t wanna see that burn (again)

THIS ENTIRE CHASE IS SO COMICAL YET STRESSFUL AND I AM HERE FOR IT

“YOU CAN HERE HIM GIGGLING” Tango is not stealthy

Tango responding to them in the most panicked voice is so fucking funny

“… polo” Tango is not stealthy

EVERYONE’S VOICES ARE SO CLEAR THEY ARE SO CLOSE HOW IS TANGO DODGING THEM OH MY GOD

YOU CAN SEE THEIR FUCKING NAMES THEY ARE SO CLOSE TO HIM

THE FACT THAT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DIGGING AROUND FOR HIM AND THE FACT THAT THEY CAN HEAR TANGO AND THE FACT THAT TANGO IS COVERING HIS TRACKS WITH COBBLE SHOULD MEAN THEY FIND HIM BUT THEY FUCKING DON’T

HOW THE FUCK DID TANGO ESCAPE FROM THAT??!?!?!

HOW THAT MAN DID NOT DIE IS BEYOND ME HOLY SHIT

aaaand then he ends up in the mob farm

Tango immediately running to his team despite the fact that 2/3 of them wanted him dead, god i can sense the tragedy approaching

LOVE HOW TANGO IS BABYING SKIZZ BECAUSE HE’S SO BAD AT KILLING PEOPLE

“FOR TIES!!!!!!!” Tango was blown up by Skizzleman

damn Tango is really just one of the most loyal people in this series, excluding 3rd Life but he didn’t really have a team in that one

it never works out for him, but damn is it good angst potential

All in all, THAT WAS AN AMAZING SESSION!!! Tango was really at the center of the chaos this time around. Etho and Tango make a fantastic dynamic duo that I’ve always loved, I hope we get to see them much more! Anywho, LET’S GO TANGO I’M ROOTING FOR YOU TO WIN THIS ONE!!!!!!

sibling love

etho is this week's phase winner! "I would like to thank Bdoubleo's mother."

I don’t think They can get away with this

Impulse: X, you look–

X: Pretty? Thanks. I woke up like this.

Impulse: I was going to say tired.

X: Well, I did wake up two days ago.