I'm Sorry To Disappoint You, But They Did NOT Do Quiglet Justice Because They Made Dunclet More Popular.

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

Mine was Soul Eater and I was 4

Everyone’s starter anime is death note.

I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.

I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.

It’s usually death note.

Adrien: WOOOOOOW! REALLY MARINETTE! I MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT WHAT THE FUCK!

Marinette: Oh come on we both know he had it coming.

Adrien: I know, but still.

*Gabriel has passed and left everything to Adrien*

Marinette: Y'know, I bet it would actually make Gabriel very happy to know that you're taking care of his empire and estate. I bet he's lookin' up at you and smiling right now.

Adrien: Looking *up*?

Marinette: Oh yeah, he's in hell for sure.

Guys... How has no one mentioned the fact that Delaware is also a state?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

I don't even know why this exists, but I love it.

Chase, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Chase, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Bree: what the hell are you doing?

Chase: playing systemic oppression

Happy Phineas and Ferb day!!!

Yes

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: What should we do this weekend?

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: I'm thinking about something more romantic

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers in the rain?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: You know what? That's actually a good idea.

I also got Marichat Stan but has anyone gotten Adrienette?

What Side Of The Love Square Do You REALLY Stan?

We all say we “stan” one side of the love square, but do you ACTUALLY “stan” that side or have you been lying to yourself this whole time?

Take the quiz, share your results and tag your friends if you want!!

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

I would like a doot doot please

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box