North And Krampus Back When They Were In Their Enemies Phase, For @frosted-night

Tea Asks

earl grey:how do you take your tea?

lady grey:favourite outfit?

black tea: where are you from?

irish breakfast:what country do you want to visit?

turkish tea: where have you travelled?

white tea:occupation/career aspirations

rooiboos: 3 facts about my family

matcha: favourite book?

blooming tea: favourite flower?

chamomile:comfort movie?

peppermint:what’s your favourite holiday and why?

milk:do you have any allergies?

sugar:tell me about your first crush

honey:type out the last text you sent

ginger: favourite colour(s)?

green tea:where do you feel most at peace?

bubble tea:what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

mug:when/where do you normally drink tea?

teacup: last tea party?

teapot: music preference?

chai:what do you order at starbucks?

oolong: ideal romantic partner?

darjeeling: a hobby?

pu-erh: 3 random facts about myself

herbal:post a selfie

coffee:surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee?

Somehow, I’m convinced that bot buddy is Death. He found out that the decepticons messed with his domain, so now he’s pissed as hell. So he’s now undercover as a fellow decepticon so he can toy with them for a while before finally killing them himself.

Oh and I also like how Ratchet is kinda like Death’s favorite autobot.

(Forgive me If I already requested this again, but I kind of forgot but)

I really loved your requests about bot buddy con having the personality of death in puss and boots: the last wish!

Now I wanna see Bumblebee’s reaction finally getting to meet the con (plus some more bots who haven’t met as well)

Haven't seen this Buddy in a hot minute.

There was another request with a similar ask, so I'm mixing the two into this one.

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy with the personality of Death from "Puss in Boots The Last Wish" with Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet, and Arachnid

SFW, Mention of death and injuries, Cybertronian reader

TFP

Bumblebee

Bumblebee tries to hide how terrified he is.

He has most of his team fooled, but even they know that he has some fear over this Con.

Everyone does.

As far as Bumblebee knows, he was the only Autobot in history to have landed one shot on this Con. Bad thing being that now they have a special vendetta against him.

Firmly believes that they are some supernatural being of vengeance and death.

It is the only explanation that he can think of.

His team knows that the con has some sort of vendetta against him and actively helps him out of situations fast.

He is extremely thankful for their actions.

Sometimes when things get too quiet, he sometimes thinks he can hear the whistling through the walls.

Bumblebee walking through the empty base.

The eerie sound of The Whistle sound through the halls.

Bee just stays in his place in absolute terror as the lights flicker a bit.

The lights turn back to their normal state and The Whistle disappears.

Bee slowly walks back to the main room with shaky blaster at the ready.

Bulkhead

Bulkhead has an intense fear of the Con.

It rivals his fear of Scraplets.

He has completely frozen on the battlefield when hearing The Whistle.

Bulkhead has lost so many of his friends and companions thanks to this Con.

The absolute carnage he has seen after they leave is enough to make him sick in his tanks for days.

He is trying to respond differently to the whistle instead of freezing, its kind of hard to cover for his giant frame or even attempt to move him.

Bulkhead readying his wrecking ball for the reinforcements.

The Whistle is carried through the air like an omen.

“BEEP! Boop bep— (BULKHEAD! Bulkhead where--)"--Bumblebee

Bulkhead snatching Bumblebee up and sprinting to the groundbridge with shaky servos.

Ratchet

Ratchet gets chills down his spine every time someone comms in about the Con being in the area.

He has seen this Con up close before.

Not because he had to patch them up, but because they had purposely gotten close to him.

They didn’t do anything as he froze in fear over the deceased body of a comrade. Just a simple look before walking away and disappearing into the smoke of the battle.

Ratchet absolutely loathes the sound of the whistle. It brings back too many unpleasant feelings that almost make him freeze.

He believes the Con has a soft spot for medics.

That is the only reason why he has stayed alive near them for so long.

He could only wish for that luck to be sent to his team.

Ratchet on the field helping Bumblebee to the groundbridge.

The Whistle is sharp and close.

Ratchet picks up Bumblebee and tries to trek faster to the groundbridge.

Out of the corner of his optic he spots the familiar figure emerging from the smoke. They only look at Ratchet as he throws Bumblebee in and then goes in himself.

Arachnid

Nope.

This is the one Con that Arachnid refuses to mess with.

This Con’s even more lethal than she is and 10 times more dangerous.

At this point she half believes that this isn’t a Cybertronain, but an evil primordial being.

She tries to pretend that the whistling doesn’t bother her.

It’s a lie.

But maybe… maybe this is just some big shot trying to one up her on her own game.

Two can play that game.

Arachnid walking through the forest stalking an unsuspecting Breakdown and Dreadwing.

Arachnid is about to deliver the fatal blow when something sharp cuts her webs.

It’s a very familiar looking scythe.

Too familiar…

“Insubordination and attempt to murder a fellow Decepticon? Oh that simply won’t do.”--Buddy

Arachnid looks at Buddy’s frightening red optics.

“I’ll have your helm mounted on my wall!”--Arachnid

Arachnid tries to strike at Buddy.

She fails and gets pinned to the ground by the scythe.

“Oh, dear Arachnid… this is long overdue… and I’m going to enjoy this very much.”--Buddy

A bit later Buddy emerges from the bush scaring Breakdown and Dreadwing.

“Where did you come from? Not that we aren’t--”--Breakdown

“It no longer concerns you Breakdown. The danger is gone now.”--Buddy

“Danger?”--Dreadwing

“No longer exists. Now, lets get back to the Nemesis, shall we?”--Buddy

I don’t think Chucky killed him tho. Remember Bride of Chucky? If Chucky was that vengeful, the whole movie would’ve been different. Chucky would’ve wanted to possess Tyler again, but he didn’t. So I’m guessing Tyler is still alive. Hmm, this is making me want to make a Chucky theory post about Tyler and his ultimate fate.

Tyler is so fucking underrated. Like nobody even mentions him. I really hope Don makes an adult Tyler return in the Chucky tv series at season 3. If he doesn’t, I’m quitting the Chucky tv series and starting a riot.

We need to talk about how op Puss actually is

Like seriously, let’s examine the facts:

Puss could fight enemies who are obviously stronger and/or bigger than him

He once resisted the Bloodwolf’s power.

Puss’s power is his personality. Puss’s personality is so strong that it clashes with San Lorenzo’s magic and almost caused the end of the world.

The evil version of him managed to single-handedly take over the Netherworld, which is something not even the Bloodwolf could do. Meaning Puss could’ve been a bigger threat to San Lorenzo than the Bloodwolf, let that sink in.

Now imagine if Puss’s power was an active ability he could do, like he gets superpowers because of this. Imagine how terrifying he would be. If the third PiB movie has Puss get mind controlled and turn evil, almost all the Shrek characters would be shitting their pants. Puss would’ve wiped the floor against Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and Dragon. I’m pretty sure Puss could beat Dragon in a fight since he once single-handedly slayed a dragon. The 4 of them would’ve possibly began to fear Puss.

Omfg, I definitely needed this

Vary your language with synonyms to use instead of "said"

While there is nothing wrong with the word "said" in and of itself, variety is the key to exciting writing that keeps readers engaged.

Combining action beats with varied synonyms as well as "said" yields the most interesting and varied results.

Here are some examples you can use in your next project to keep you writing varied:

Instead of "said quietly"

whispered

murmured

muttered

croaked

purred

hissed

crooned

breathed

buzzed

Instead of "said affectionately"

admired

gushed

praised

flattered

lauded

beamed

complimented

approved

exalted

Instead of "said sadly"

sobbed

cried

lamented

pleaded

wept

grieved

wailed

sniffled

bawled

Instead of "said angrily"

growled

fumed

demanded

hissed

scolded

mocked

yelled

bellowed

berated

Instead of "said fearfully"

stuttered

gasped

stammered

gulped

cautioned

screamed

wavered

croaked

blanched

Instead of "said excitedly"

cheered

sang

beamed

rejoiced

hailed

exclaimed

celebrated

exulted

blurted

Instead of "said uncertainly"

inquired

hesitated

balked

deferred

speculated

floundered

pondered

wavered

vacillated

Neutral synonyms to use instead of "said"

voiced

expressed

insisted

noted

uttered

continued

replied

went on

began

How San Lorenzo Affected Puss

Okay so Puss is probably the most traumatized character in the Shrek franchise, especially if you take taopib’s events into account. In this post, we’re going to explore how San Lorenzo affected Puss mentally.

Why Puss Didn’t Value Any of His Lives

In taopib, Puss used to value all his lives. He even valued death. In one of the episodes, Puss says “Oh reaper, you’ve come to take me? Okay, let me just put on my boots first”. Sure, Puss was still arrogant and impulsive, but my point still stands.

After losing San Lorenzo, Puss took everything for granted. He began to brag about how he laughed at the face of death.

Plus Puss did die in the series finale, but managed to quickly enter his second life thanks to Dulcinea. So it’s no wonder why he grew to disrespect Death.

Why Puss Has Trust Issues

Puss was betrayed by both Uli and Jack, 2 people he genuinely cared about. They both manipulated him and put his friends in danger.

So when Puss reunited with Humpty in the first Pib movie, it’s no wonder why he didn’t trust him and forgive him at first. Puss forgave both Jack and Uli and they both stabbed him in the back.

Why Puss Was So Closed Off Puss let himself be vulnerable and make genuine connections in San Lorenzo, and guess what? He then had to leave San Lorenzo and never return there.

This caused Puss to put on a charismatic hero facade to hide how broken he is. Most people know him and love him as the legend, but never Puss.

This also caused Puss to become more aloof and more distant towards others. While he did socialize with others every now and then, he always held them at an arm’s distance.

It’s probably because he’s afraid of losing everybody just like how he lost San Lorenzo.

(This would probably explain why he was initially rude to Perrito too.)

So this post explains why Puss didn’t value any of his lives, has trust issues, and was so closed off. Kitty probably wasn’t kidding when she said Puss needs therapy, because he had the shittiest life out of all the Shrek characters.

May need this for future fanfics

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

Gonna reblog this!

Masterpost: How to write a story?

Compilation of writing advice for some aspects of the writing process.

How to motivate myself to write more

How to get rid of writer’s block

Basic Overview: How to write a story

How to outline a story

How to come up with plot

How to create a character

How to make a character unique

How to name your characters (Masterpost)

How to start a story

How to write a prologue

How to write conversation

How to write witty banter

How to write the last line

How to write a summary

How to write a book description

How to write romance

How to write friendships

How to write emotions (Masterpost)

How to write an argument

How to write yelling

How to write anger

How to write betrayal

How to title fanfiction

How to write an unreliable narrator

First Person vs. Third Person POV

How to write character deaths

How to use songs in a fanfiction

How to name fictional things

How to write self-insert fics

How to write multiple points of view

Introducing a group of characters

Large cast of characters interacting in one scene

How to write dual timelines

Redemption arc

Plot twists

Fatal Character Flaws

Good Traits Gone Bad (x)

Slow burn

Explanation posts about writing terms

What is…

AU ideas

Favourite tropes

Tropes of the day

List of Genres

Drabble vs. One-Shot

Advice for writing relationships

Masterpost: how to write relationships + romance

More specific scenarios

How to write a bilingual character

How to write a character with glasses

How to write heterochromia

How to create a villain

Reasons for becoming a villain

How to write a morally grey character

How to write an inferiority complex

How to write a road trip

How to create and write a cult

How to write amnesia

How to write being stabbed

How to write a stratocracy

How to write a heist

How to write the mafia

Criminal past comes to light

Ideas for traumatic experiences

How to create an atmosphere (Masterpost)

How to write a college party

How to write royalty (Masterpost)

Paramilitary Forces/ Militia

Superpowers Masterpost (Hero x Villain)

Inconvenient things a ghost could do

A Queen’s Assassination Plot

Crime Story - Detective’s POV

Evil organization of assassins

Evil wins in the end

Causes for the apocalypse

Last day on earth

Liminal Spaces

Workplace AUs

Signs of co-dependency

What to wear in a desert

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