Y’know I Like How Some People Headcanon Poseidon Makes Angry Fish Noises While Athena Makes Angry Owl

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When Devil Came Out To Mike, Gabe and Raph and told them about his relationship with dice

Devil: Ok guys, it turns out I’m pans Raphael: Ok Lucifer, that’s wonderful Gabriel: Hmm, okay Michael: Good for you Lucifer Devil: Woah! You guys don’t mind at all? That’s pretty surprising, especially for you Michael Devil: Devil, dragging king dice: So anyways meet my boyfriend, King Dice. Raphael, internally: *Devildice shipper noises* Gabriel: Lucifer, what the fu- Michael: Y’know what, I’m not even surprised

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Happy International Women’s Day!

Y’know I find it funny that we all thought Odysseus was gonna cheat on his wife in There Are Other Ways, but he then pulls an ‘I have a wife’ card on Circe.

And Circe is actually being respectful about it, which is quite ironic since Circe in Greek mythology turned a man into a woodpecker for being faithful to his wife.

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), The Adventures of Puss in Boots (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Perrito (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) & Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots) & Puss in Boots (Shrek), Miguela Adante & Tranche (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Characters: Puss in Boots (Shrek), Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots), Perrito (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish), Miguela Adante (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Tranche (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Ahayham (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor Series: Part 2 of Forgotten Memories Summary:

When in need of shelter, Team Friendship decide to stay at Tranche’s mansion.

Chapter 3 is out!

How San Lorenzo Affected Puss

Okay so Puss is probably the most traumatized character in the Shrek franchise, especially if you take taopib’s events into account. In this post, we’re going to explore how San Lorenzo affected Puss mentally.

Why Puss Didn’t Value Any of His Lives

In taopib, Puss used to value all his lives. He even valued death. In one of the episodes, Puss says “Oh reaper, you’ve come to take me? Okay, let me just put on my boots first”. Sure, Puss was still arrogant and impulsive, but my point still stands.

After losing San Lorenzo, Puss took everything for granted. He began to brag about how he laughed at the face of death.

Plus Puss did die in the series finale, but managed to quickly enter his second life thanks to Dulcinea. So it’s no wonder why he grew to disrespect Death.

Why Puss Has Trust Issues

Puss was betrayed by both Uli and Jack, 2 people he genuinely cared about. They both manipulated him and put his friends in danger.

So when Puss reunited with Humpty in the first Pib movie, it’s no wonder why he didn’t trust him and forgive him at first. Puss forgave both Jack and Uli and they both stabbed him in the back.

Why Puss Was So Closed Off Puss let himself be vulnerable and make genuine connections in San Lorenzo, and guess what? He then had to leave San Lorenzo and never return there.

This caused Puss to put on a charismatic hero facade to hide how broken he is. Most people know him and love him as the legend, but never Puss.

This also caused Puss to become more aloof and more distant towards others. While he did socialize with others every now and then, he always held them at an arm’s distance.

It’s probably because he’s afraid of losing everybody just like how he lost San Lorenzo.

(This would probably explain why he was initially rude to Perrito too.)

So this post explains why Puss didn’t value any of his lives, has trust issues, and was so closed off. Kitty probably wasn’t kidding when she said Puss needs therapy, because he had the shittiest life out of all the Shrek characters.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), The Adventures of Puss in Boots (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Puss in Boots (Shrek) & Uli | Ulschalk Sündenbock (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Death | The Wolf (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)/Puss in Boots (Shrek), Death | The Wolf (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) & Bloodwolf (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Characters: Puss in Boots (Shrek), Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots), Perrito (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish), Death | The Wolf (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish), Bloodwolf (The Adventures of Puss in Boots), Ulschalk "Uli" Sündenbock (The Adventures of Puss in Boots) Additional Tags: redemption arc, team friendship Series: Part 4 of Forgotten Memories Summary:

When trying to redeem Uli, Puss gets an old enemy’s help.

Go check out chapter 2!

Rebloggin time!

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Dr mixter and John bishop

So we already know how Chucky met Dr mixter, but how did he meet John Bishop?