I’m So Genuinely Lucky To Be Dumb As Hammers. The Simplest Things Bring Me Joy. I’ve Had Several

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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Andrea Gibson, Lord Of The Butterflies

Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

Gonna Scream Oh My Gd

Gonna scream oh my Gd

sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health

Making A Compilation Of Text Posts That Knocked Sense Straight Into Me
Making A Compilation Of Text Posts That Knocked Sense Straight Into Me

making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me

Making A Compilation Of Text Posts That Knocked Sense Straight Into Me
Making A Compilation Of Text Posts That Knocked Sense Straight Into Me
Making A Compilation Of Text Posts That Knocked Sense Straight Into Me

"Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world."

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

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