Fallencrow333 - The Sarcastic Poet (So Poetic Mhm Mhm Mhm)

Gimli: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -

Aragorn: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.

Legolas: No, let him finish.

let's be honest, how else did we think he got all those fire extinguishers?

Songs from Musicals That Represent Aziracrow

Tick Tick Boom: Therapy, Come to your senses, Why 

Rent: I should tell you, I'll cover you, Without you, Your eyes

Hamilton: You'll be back, Helpless, Satisfied, Wait for it, Stay alive, What comes next, Say no to this, The Room Where It Happens, One last time 

Newsies: I Never Planned On You, Watch What Happens, Something To Believe In,

Les Misérables: I dreamed a dream, Stars, A Heart Full Of Love, On My Own

Phantom of the Opera: Think Of Me, Angel Of Music, All I Ask Of You, Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, The Point Of No Return, Learn To Be Lonely

Into the Woods: Agony, It Takes Two, Stay With Me, No One Is Alone 

Oliver: Where Is Love, I'd Do Anything, As Long As He Needs Me

Book of Mormon: You And Me (But Mostly Me), I believe

Wicked: What Is This Feeling, Defying Gravity, No Good Deed, As Long As Your Mine 

Cabaret: Maybe This Time 

Grease: Hopelessly Devoted To You, You're The One That I Want, We Go Together

the fellowship at a hardware store, from someone who works at a hardware store:

sam: is in the nursery!! goes straight to the discount/dying plants and piles his cart full of wilted and sad plants. likes to rescue the houseplants first, has a soft spot for perennials and citrus trees. is a nightmare to check out but is very sweet about it. dirt and leaves everywhere. like, everywhere. they have to sweep after he’s gone. surprisingly strong and hauls big bags of dirt.

frodo: enjoys home improvement!! likes to wander carpeting and organization, hunts for good deals and keeps tabs on the sales weekends. he likes to peruse the shower curtains and closet accessories. likes to refurbish old furniture he finds off the side of the road- currently fixing up an antique dresser to put in the master bedroom.

merry: doorknobs, handles, dresser nobs. he likes to pick out the interesting and antique ones and customize his home with them. he really likes the oddly shaped ones, he has one starfish and one pickle on his nightstand table. likes to joke about touching all the knobs and fiddling with the knockers.

pippin: is lost in the lighting department. he’s staring up at all the pretty lights and hypnotizing fans. likes the remote controlled lights, enjoys messing with the demos. also likes collecting paint chips. (pippins also the kind of person to get really high and shit in the display toilets.) does not buy anything, maybe some beef jerky and skittles at the check outs.

boromir: this man has like 80 projects going on and is remarkably proficient in every conceivable area featured in the store. he’s here so much people think he works here. he kinda does. he’s happy to advise you, lead you to products, and lifts heavy things for little old ladies and swooning maidens. he’s happy to grab the things on the highest shelf as well as carry those bigs bags of dirt out to your care. he is just a naturally pure and helpful soul. <3

aragorn: has lost himself in scrap wood. straight to the lumber yard, straight to the pile of damaged and recycled wood. once a month, he comes and loads up as much as it will fit in a pickup truck. no one knows what he does with it but he keeps coming back. there are several theories around the store. either he’s building a bunker, has a side hustle by reselling it, makes massive fires or he does wood work. alternatively, he’s a homeless man building his own cabin in the woods so he can live away from society. that’s one’s probably the closest.

gandalf: mixes his own paint. he doesn’t work there but somehow he keeps getting back there and making his own custom colors. was known to pull a miracle and turn gray paint back into white. no one knows how he did this. likes to camp out in the seasonal section. enjoys lounging on couches and swings for long periods of time.

gimli: is so excited to walk into the tools section. wants all the toys. likes power tools in a way that’s both funny and scary. really likes chainsaws and leaf blowers, possibly because they pose the biggest threat to legolas. often gets flagged out the door because no one person needs that many tools and he must be up to something. he always beeps out the door because inevitably someone forgot to take off one of the sensors of his many, many tools. he used to be nicer about this but lately has lost patience with always being stopped out the door, and often will make a show of waving his receipt before leaving.

legolas: spends a good amount of time in the garden. i imagine he gets enamored with the fountains and ponds rather quickly, also likes the statues and fun pots. also, wanders through the garden and samples the plants. by samples i mean eat small bites of it, and if he finds the quality satisfactory he will purchase it. this is rarely the case and he often just goes around eating small bites of houseplants.

when ur both striped!!

Boromir: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Pippin: Because then the toast would get all soggy?! The Hobbits: *cheering* Boromir: *facepalms*

Guys!!!!! My friend Sasha took these wonderful pictures of flowers in front of her house!!!!!

They’re so very very pretty!!!!!!!!!!

Sasha is one of my best friends! She takes such good pictures and she’s just absolutely fantastic!!!!!!!! Everyone look at those!!!!!!!!! The sun!!!!! The colors!!!!!!!! It’s so beautiful!!!!!

-Greg

@fandomawesomeness

Point Bonita lighthouse, oil on canvas. — Frederick Ferdinand Schafer (American/German, 1839-1927)

Kid Aragorn, running around Rivendell:

Elrond: Let me see what you have there :)

Aragorn: A KNIFE

Elrond, running after him: NO!!

My idea of why Aziraphale needs him to be an angel.

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