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Crack Dad Unicron idea

Miko: Hey when The One created you guys he just said ”You are the gods of destruction and creation. Good and evil.” He didn't specify which ones you were right?

Unicron: That is correct child.

Miko: So theoretically you could be the creation god?

Unicron: Ha that is preposterous, I have destroyed many worlds and killed many. How could I be anything but the destruction god?

Miko: Well from what I learned from the bots the Cybertronian population never went above 10 million and there's like only a thousand different species on your planet. While here on Earth humans number in the billions and there's like 8 million different species living about. We still haven't discovered them all and keep finding new ones practically every week. So you have created more life, varied life too then Primus did.

Unicron: Well-

Miko: Then when the Cybertronian war broke out Primus didn't interfere at all leading to the near extinction of your species. You guys can't even reproduce to get your numbers back up because Primus designed you so you could only be made by the allspark. Which you guys can't use 90% of the time, this is like a huge design flaw honestly. Even when you were trying to destroy the allspark he still didn't interfere. Optimus had to die because of that. Primus indirectly and directly caused many more deaths than you did.

Miko: And the whole planet eating thing? The only planet you had eaten with life was at the amoeba stage. Everything else we're just dead worlds. Yeah you wanted to consume the galaxy but you didn't and eventually decided to stop trying to do that when you learned about humans. You than are now trying to better your creations to lead them onto the right path. That's more than could be said for your brother.

Miko: Plus you can't have creation without breaking things down. Like plants have to what's the word.. de- dim

Raf: Decompose?

Miko: Yeah that! Plants have to Decompose stuff to live and make many more lives. Things breaking down is an essential part of the ecosystem. Animals then break down them and predators eat them to also break down then when those animals die then the plants break them down. Boom life cycle.

Miko: So from where I'm standing you're the creation God. I won't deny your probably the evil one but hey destruction isn't inherently evil and creation isn't inherently good.

*Unicron is now having an existential crisis*

Autobots: ……

Optimus: (⁠ ;⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ;)

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Miko doesn't actually believe anything she is saying, she just wants to mess with Unicron and the Autobots.

I got the image of the Jack, Miko and Rafael learning to imitate Distressed/terrified Sparkling cries and using them against the decepticons. It’s a very efficient defense mechanism. Every cybertronian who heard them is freaking out because oh primus how is the squishy thing making that noise and I gotta protect it at all costs. The sheer chaos that would ensue as the ‘protect/rescue the sparkling’ programming kicks in full force.

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The vehicons are clustered at the other end of the room panicking. They don’t know what to do. The human sparklings are looking right at them and making distress noises. The guilt is killing them.

Knockout going “is the car form less alarming?! If I turn into a car will you stop seeing me as the threat?!”

Breakdown is having a breakdown.

Starscream pinned to the wall on the other side of the room having an internal crisis. He doesn’t like this. Make it stop.

Soundwave makes no noise but you can FEEL the sheer distress radiating off of him.

Megatron is frozen. No thoughts, head empty. He’s not moving at all. He doesn’t know how to handle this.

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The autobots have mixed feelings about this. They’re glad the kids have a way of defending themselves but please don’t do it near them. They’re stressed out enough as it is.

(This might sound kinda dumb but I thought it was kinda funny. Very tired while writing this)

Wait no this is actually brilliant.

The Decepticons never anticipated their long buried parental nature to be used against them. No one did. But they day the human children turned up on the battlefield looking far too confident, every Bot and Con present had the all encompassing feeling that something was terribly wrong. Their suspicions were quickly confirmed when, before the Decepticons could do much of anything to get the relics they were after, Rafael began to wail.

Normally, human screams meant nothing. But there was a certain pitch that sounded so close to a cry of distress from a sparkling that, to warriors who had not heard a sparkling in millennia, it was enough to send them running to help. In this case, the issue was only compounded as the children scattered like mice and started making the same noises. The Decepticons could hardly focus on the Autobots booking it to the relics as they frantically tried to locate the fictitious sparklings calling for aid.

The Vehicons managed to get to Jack, but he just kept looking up at them defiantly. Every time one of the dozen or so Vehicons on the field tried to grab him, blast him, or otherwise hurt him, Jack would chirp like a sparkling and send all of them scurrying back. It wasn't cute to the Vehicons. Having never seen actual sparklings but still having the coding needed to adore them, they looked at Jack and saw a weird frame-walker. They weren't sure what to do about it except try to haul themselves away while also keeping a vague circle around the human male.

Miko on the other hand made it a point to chase after Megatron and Soundwave, screeching like a sparkling about to be shredded. Neither stopped for her, but Megatron completely lost his train of thought every time that screech rang out. He could have been aiming at Optimus with a perfect head shot and he would be unable to fire as Miko's distressed sounds rang out in his audials. He KNEW she wasn't a sparking. His coding wasn't even that strong. But by Primus, hearing her screech was the same as watching a civilian get run over by a bus, repeatedly. Focus was impossible.

Soundwave wasn't much better. He didn't react outwardly, but the slowing of his steps and the way he tried to sidestep Miko gave away his distress. He avoided her like the plague, trying to refocus but being unable to really get far as Miko screamed like a demon. It was a fight against the Unmaker himself to keep Soundwave from bolting over to collect the sparkling who sounded so very upset.

Rafael, for his part, followed Miko's lead and harassed the other three members of High Command most often found out on the field. Breakdown ran screaming the moment Rafael started chirping at him. This was both out of fear of the frame-walker and to escape the inevitable overreaction of his coding. He may or may not have attempted parkour once or twice to get as far away from the smallest of the humans as possible.

Knockout tried to ignore Rafael when the kid chirped up at him, he really really did. But how does one ignore the Cybertronian equivalent of a soaking wet kitten meowing up at you? Simply put: you don't. Knockout gave in and quickly dropped down to try and soothe the non-existent sparkling every. single. time. Rafael pulled his noise trickery. He never fails to panic and attempt to flash colorful things at Rafael to get him to stop. Every Decepticon has since been endlessly disappointed in him.

Starscream, being terrified of things that really shouldn't be there, took the skies the instant the trio began screeching. Nope. Not today Unicron. He'll get the mission done or get the heck out of dodge to avoid coding coming online. He doesn't need empty nest syndrome on top of a crippling case of "I Love Power." He also doesn't need to deal with the horrific mental image of a squishy somehow managing to sound like a sparkling. Nope. Nope. NOPE.

The Autobots are grateful the kids can protect themselves a bit now. But by Primus, they have known NO peace since the kids figured it all out.

hello ^^! i really love the way you colour and shade things! how do you decide on colours? (do you use shading modes?) or are you just insane at colour theory? :o ps love your art very delicious 100/10

adding a note, i don't use shading modes for most of my styles. when doing commissions, shading modes like multiply are very useful when i need to give a client a quick idea of what the drawing will look like. they also work well for very dramatic lighting and large background heavy illustrations.

though, i prefer picking colors myself because its a lot more fun, so whenever you see my personal art its usually all handpicked. more shading modes means more layers and i like to keep those to a minimum.

Hey everyone, this year I will do my best to design a Coat of Arms pin for the rainbow flag. In light of current world affairs, to strengthen our solidarity, this pin will be available on a pay-what-you-want basis (I am 100% okay with $0) + shipping. More info later this year. Stay proud!

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

Our Journey's Over

The livestream is going on, and when they say the line "and when we kill him then our journey's over" and that's true! If they had killed him, then they would've gone straight home, and their journey would've been over.

But they didn't.

And Polyphemus taught them that it's not so fun to take

reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

Jorge Rivera-Herrans: it's 558 men because in the original odyssey there was this man named Elpenor who died at Circe's palace, and it's also a reference to a cut song!

Also Jorge: TweLvE lOnG yeArS

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

"No Longer You" from Epic: the Musical fits the Dark Urge so well

"I see a song of past romance"

Durgetash

"I see the sacrifice of man"

Alfira/Everyone who Durge killed for Bhaal

"I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand, I see you on the brink of death, I see you draw your final breath"

When Orin overthrows Durge (especially if Orin was disguised as Gortash)

Alternatively, "portrayals of betrayal" could be referring to the scene where Durge tries to kill a companion, and "brink of death," "final breath" referring to the duel against Orin, and then rejecting (or accepting) Bhaal

"I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you"

Durge losing their memories and returning to Baldur's gate

"I see your palace covered in red"

Bhaal's temple

"Faces of men who had long believed you're dead"

The Bhaalists/The dead three's chosen

"I see your wife with a man who is haunting, a man with a trail of bodies"

Wife is referring to Gortash, and the other person would be who Durge was pre-tadpole

Please share your thoughts/theories/rambles/headcanons!

wait for me from hadestown

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Here's the redesign of my profile pic

This was a lot of fun! I love silhouettes, and it was an interesting challenge trying to get all of the colors right

Redesign your sona!

just wanted to share the way your most recent post pops up when i hover over your profile bc i thought it was funny jfhgkfgh little guy is just tall enough to look over the counter and stare directly into your soul haha

I didn't realize that! They look so silly, it's great

I know this isn't quite the prompt, but here's The Lamb from Cult of The Lamb as a final boss!

I've only just started making art, so this isn't perfect, but I know the best way to improve is to keep on creating!

Forms 1 and 2

Form 3

draw yourself as a videogame boss with up to three forms