I Lied On Twitter

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

fagot

Mean to me )-:

nurs

true😵‍💫

got like halfway through jerking off and i started playing inscryption in my head and now i don’t know how to feel

SILLY…

sexier thank you 😈😈😈

happy sexier birthday @fagatronn9000

trying to go to bed buti can’t stop thinking about peter i havent really cared abotu him lately im so sorry m y beautiful wife i want you so bad oen chance please

imgoign to be sick

Thank you @roboluvrz and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

Thanks freaks # awesome sauce

ds backshots i filmed on my 3ds #hope you like it

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

Actually this is really funny now