When I Was But A Wee Baby High Schooler I Made This On My School Issued Chromebook And Posted It To My

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

fact: you don’t need to have some quirky personality trait to be loved.

jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...

an old man

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

did you know you can look up patents by application number. patent number 1 in the US is a 1836 traction wheel design for locomotives. US patent number 100000 is a sun hat for horses