Flowrs

4th dimensional farmer : stop horsing around

The horse in question:

I think flat chested girls are going to super heaven and having 1000000 years of good luck and love

can we listen to mirror to mirror

Does anyone want to let me lay in their lap and listen to car seat headrest with me as I inexorably break down into a sobbing mess 5 minutes into Twin Fantasy

do you want some chips?

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much