Insert That Bat Into All My Orifices

Got bored folding laundry, so of course I somehow find a way back to Austin...

Can he not just be the sweetest man ever for 1 second 😩 my heart can't take it any longer

Also, someone needs to make this scenario into a fic... ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pre-Elvis, Austin has been people-watching you in this cafe for a good year or so. For context this is a cafe you visit frequently as you live next door, and Austin likes this cafe as it's quiet and tucked away from the usual hustle and bustle of LA. Anyway, as he's prepping for Elvis, reading scripts, face timing directors, researching the role, and whatever else actors do (making lots of assumptions here 😂), Austin has kind of taken an interest in you and your life throughout the year, especially when he notices you developing a relationship. At first going on dates with a new guy, then spending your mornings together, meeting one anothers friends/families, etc... Austin is happy for you but also feels upset, which is weird because he doesn't know you but feels like he does, and he wishes he should have reached out earlier.

Anyway time jump, it's been like 3 years, Austin has wrapped up filming Elvis, he's premiering, interviewing, discussing new projects and finally he gets a break and goes back to his favourite spot, a small part of him wishing he gets to see you again.

You're there alone, quiet, unlike yourself. It's clear to him that you're going through something. And as he frequents the shop he realises you've been through a break up.

One day you notice him staring at you, the first time you've ever looked back at this man and held his eye contact. Ofcourse you recognise him as the guy who plays Elvis Presley, and he gathers the courage to say hi to you when you at last notice him (as if we ever wouldn't 😭).

And whatever happens after is just super sweet, romantic, Austin giving you all the comfort you've ever needed and solid break up advice 🥹🥰

A lil angst, very hurt/comfort, throw a pinch of smut in there... or a barrel full if you even can I DARE YOU

I just feel like this would be so cute, I can so imagine him connecting with and falling in love with a woman he's never even spoken to.

Plz tag me if you do write anything like this ❤️

Inspired by this interview:

Interview Magazine

Austin Butler Cleans Up

As he embarks on his post-Elvis career, the Oscar-nominated actor talks to his "Dune: Part Two" costar Josh Brolin about the fear that fuels

So happy that Austin didn't quit acting because the best is yet to come. He really does shine 🥰

✨️We Stan a Versatile Man...✨️ 😏

Can I just say?  

I am so proud to be a fan of this man. ☺️  I'd love to have more discussions here on my blog about Austin and his acting. 

One thing that I love about Austin is just how versatile he is with his roles.  When you look above at the comparison photos of some of his recent roles, and you think back to how his character is in each of those projects, to me, it's almost amazing to realize that we're watching the same actor!  

The way Austin is able to literally transform into so many different characters, and even have varying looks in his roles, it really does impress upon you just how talented this man is, and how we've only just begun to see him tap into the potential that he has as an actor in this industry. 

Not only are his performances versatile, but his looks in every film are so diverse and different as well!  The way he changes his voice, his appearance, his body language, and even his energy for every single role that he does is just mind-boggling to me.  Benny is in no way, shape, or form like Elvis.  Elvis is not anything like Tex Watson.  Tex is not a single thing like Major Gale Cleven.  Gale is nothing like Feyd Rautha.  The list goes on and on! 😄  I mean, when you really sit down and think about it, Austin is really something else. I love it. I feel like more and more people will come to appreciate this incredible acting skill of his that he has, the more film roles he does over the years. He really has the potential to become one of the greats that people mention through a one-name basis if he keeps playing his cards right.

 The "Eddington" teaser trailer (which released today) is only further confirmation that Austin is going to (yet again!) transform onscreen for us right before our very eyes, and I, for one, am super excited to see it, and can't wait to experience the character that he embodies next!  😁

I'd love to have more discussions about Austin and his acting/talent/work in the future here on my blog, so if you want to join and chime in to the discussion, by all means, feel free to send in an ask! 😉

I love talking about Austin and his talent/future roles.  

❤️

The fact that he's a Leo..

♌️ and his smile looks like a lion's because his laugh line/dimple joins up to his lip crease 🤤

He's just always UWU-ing

It's his BEST feature... not that I wanna choose but it's the first thing I noticed about him 🥰

And I'm a cat person... so it makes sense why I instantly took a liking 😅

This man rly has us all in a chokehold huh

Everyone left, but i'm still here.

All my mutual fic writers.... you may or may not have already guessed but this is 100% me

I love you, I respect you, my brain just no work good when sexy man do sexy things in my smooth brain. Your words are VERY MUCH appreciated. My words dont compare... so I just grunt in the comments 😀👍

Many blessings to the writers 🙌

Sorry about my ape brain 🥰

Me leaving comments on fics.

I need Austin Butler's end dialogue from Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure as my alarm clock and daily motivation mantra plzplzplz 🥰

Also SORRY TO RE-TRAUMATIZE EVERYONE WITH THE COUSIN KISS IDK HOW TO CUT IT OUT 💀💀💀

YeP, this'll do it

Jesus christ... I love me a big man... X 2? That's just a CRIME... and I'm ready to break the law

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

How he helps the ladies from his table up on the stage...

You, dear sir, are just a delicious treat

I'm a PUDDLE

Good Morning Austin Girls!

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I'm whipped..

The smile

The tan

The TALLNESS

The perfect hair

...

Then the WETNESS

The nervousness

THE SLICKED BACK SHORT SPIKEY HAIR

Being dabbed up by his MUA then being all giggly bc why isn't he doing it himself lol

Just aGH SO CUTE

Him sucking a breath in with his bottom teeth showing -- I'M RLY BOUT TO PASS OUT

Him looking up and down you when he's listening to you UGH HE'S SO HORNY STOPPP

My man looks like he's been sucked on like a lolly pop by a big sexy giantess...