Me Acting As If This Is NSFW Hiding This In My Lap As I Scroll 😂

C'mon SONY---WE'RE GETTING DESPERATE

I'm still waiting for this "Caught Stealing" trailer to drop, Sony! 🥱

Give us the trailer!

Enchantingly Jade's Masterlist ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

. Austin Butler/Elvis .

. Loki .

. Harry Potter .

. D&D .

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. Miscellaneous .

Shining My Love on You - Bob Marley/Kingsley Ben-adir

I love Austin Butler... BUT-

I'm sorry to do him like this BUT THIS IS MAKING ME HYSTERICAL

WHO DRESSED THIS MAN LIKE HE'S GOING TO A MATRIX CONVENTION ????

This is GENUINELY what I looked like going to the rock bar for the first time TRYNA make an impression

Fully this 😂 ^^

I'm CACKLING !! The glasses don't even fit 😭😭😭 c'moonnnn atleast get him some glasses big enough for his BIG OL HEAD

This man is a BEAST, he NEEDS smth a lil bigger than a kids cosplay of Terminator CMON NOW

Austin girlies don't eat me up now, all in good fun, WE JUST TAKIN THE PISS A LITTLE--- NO BEEF, just a bit of bants. But still I meant everything I said 😂

DON'T GET ME WRONG- HE'S EATING

BUT ✋️ sURELY he could EAT A LITTLE MORE IF I COULD TELL WHERE HE WAS LOOKING... he looks like this kid straight up

Genuinely someone please, I've been up for weeks thinking about this man, I'm in pain, I'm dehydrated, I can't remember the feel of sun on my skin. End my suffering. This man is too damn prettY AND THE FUCKING HANDS--- literally just please help anyone, I can't go on feeling so attached to this man- BEING SO DAMN THIRSTY

Any Requests?

Men being cutesy and silly is genuinely the most attractive thingggg everrrr

In honor of Coachella, here’s Austin looking like a cute little boy having fun. With an appearance of a nip slip 😉

OK... I would 100% rock his world NGL 😂

Giving indie English rock band vibes

I just need to be patient until May, 16

The stylists have all my gratitude 🫡

And I'll say it again, THIS MAN LOOKIN LIKE A GREASED UP MECHANIC IN DENIM AND LEATHER CAN HAVE ME ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

🎥: Breitling _Japan

Dude... this is cute ;_;

Vanessa trying to get Austin's attention by being a weirdo... an absolute CRETIN, being chaotic... just such a cute interaction

And I looooove

The cool boyfriend, weird girlfriend dynamic is so cute 😭

Also - bee tee DUBz - a DISCLAIMER if you will... I'm not a Vanessa/Austin "shipper", they ended things for whatever reason they did and I genuinely don't care if they never got together or someday did - it's just none of my business rly 🤷🏻‍♀️

I genuinely just think these photos are cute and I'm feeling extra single because of them :')

I've never been more jealous excited for a movie!

He's just a tall piece of lean beef - pushing Zoe's small frame against the wall... 🤤

What that man COULDN'T do in the bedroom, I mean... is beyond me-

Yeah I kinda just want him to rag me about at this point... TMI but bruises are a MUST Mr. Butler, I won't stand for anything less 😌

He needs the summer nights breeze, relaxing tunes on low, drink of choice, feet up, relaxing on an outdoor chaise longue, whilst I play with his hair and whisper sweet nothings in his ear 🥰🥰

Territory of @peageetibbs-ab

He is stressed, fearful. He needs a tender hand